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#1833
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...but neither Lady Gaga nor Mylène Farmer will ever know about your existence.

I'm learning the Papuan language...
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#1834
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Unfortunately, the people who spoke it never found out about the desire to learn it from those who had roasted them.
I'm drawing a wallpaper with a phone.
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#1835
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...parents come, scold you, and put you in the corner for ruining the expensive wallpaper with your scribbles.

I'm ordering business cards for myself...
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#1836
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to Lady Gaga))
I schedule a meeting with Lady Perfection in Bercy.
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#1837
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...it turns out that no form of transport goes there, and Lady Perfection is shedding tears in vain while waiting for Mr. Perfection.

I carefully plan and organize the murder of Lady Gaga...
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#1838
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Unfortunately, while contemplating, the werewolf ate a cookie that had been poisoned by the lady.
I am writing a eulogy for the Werewolf.
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#1839
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...and while writing, he became so emotional that he decided to end his life due to grief.

The paramedics are saving my life...
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#1840
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...but one of them, while drunk, left a scalpel inside you.
I'm sending Lady Gaga to the "Dom-2" reality show...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1841
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okay, at least there’s a scalpel 6O

Be strong. Believe
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#1842
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and a week later, Gaga poisoned everyone like in the "Telephone" music video, which garnered 12 million views in just 2.5 days.
I want the same phone as Gaga to wear on my head!
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#1843
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...and then a phone falls on your head, just like Gaga's, but made of radioactive uranium.
Magnus shows up with his Gaga, and I'm looking at pictures of anime-style Luke...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1844
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...and he's doing all sorts of crazy things there!...

I'm writing fanfiction...
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#1845
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all that's left is to watch the anime version, since the real one has long since kicked the bucket. I use uranium to cook Koshe according to a recipe from cook'n'kill. Version 2: about Luke and Darth Vader.
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#1846
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...but I asked you to be the first to try everything you prepared for me. And you wouldn't refuse when I have a banhammer at the ready.
I'm mocking Magnus's corpse...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1848
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Alas, the Vibrohammer’s batteries have run out, what a pity, Kosha has run out of Energizers and can no longer jump on the disco stick.
I’m drawing Kosha in a Gaga costume

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Kosha in a Gaga cosplay