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The next one writes in the game chat and constantly goes off-topic, complaining that they don't like the game, but still keeps writing.

I don't play online games :) and naturally, I don't write anything there.
Next up: kittens.

I don't play online games.

I meant forum games, like this one or "Oblomayka."
I don't eat kittens!
The next one likes to sniff alcohol.

At least I'm not complaining.
And what, doesn't alcohol smell good?
The next one likes to watch the fire.

I love it...
The next one loves to poke the candle with a stick, burn various objects on it, poke at the wax, and do other mischievous things.

no, but I stick my fingers in wax, and then

the next one likes to fall face down.

the next one likes to fall face down

Nope, I don't like carrion, whether it's face down or face up.

The next one does.

well... I just wanted to say that I don't like it when they fall face down) like, right on their face in the dirt or on the floor, on concrete or something, even in manure

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and in general, I feel like I'm starting to repeat myself[U]

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[/U]yes, I want to... I just don't know what

the next one doesn't want to

No, he doesn't want to... I honestly don't know why.

The next one will. give me money

...whack them on the neck with a banhammer.
The next one sits at the computer until morning and then wonders why they can't get up early the next day.

The next one will give me money

...a banhammer to the neck.

Money with a banhammer to the neck? (:

I would have given you something else :3

To the head?

Wow, you’re so cruel) gently stroking his chest.

Hitting them where it hurts – in the wallet? (:

Yep.
Let's not get sidetracked; I've already described my situation.