Posts from Funny and amusing situations...

The generator's quirks in the game with Decontaminator on Jebus were amusing.

It's like a comedy show today :)
FireToSky (13:43:52 11/02/2010)
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493273599 (12:35:30 11/02/2010)
Authorization request

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493273599 (12:35:31 11/02/2010)
Permission to add to contacts list

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FireToSky (12:35:46 11/02/2010)
?

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Дим@н (12:35:53 11/02/2010)
Hey

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Дим@н (12:35:54 11/02/2010)
Let's play

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Дим@н (12:35:55 11/02/2010)
?

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FireToSky (12:35:56 11/02/2010)
Hi

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FireToSky (12:35:58 11/02/2010)
Newbie?

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Дим@н (12:36:05 11/02/2010)
Not really))

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FireToSky (12:36:12 11/02/2010)
What's your nickname?

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Дим@н (12:36:15 11/02/2010)
I haven't played ranked much

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Дим@н (12:36:22 11/02/2010)
It's embarrassing

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Дим@н (12:36:30 11/02/2010)
I just play for fun

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FireToSky (12:36:46 11/02/2010)
No, thanks

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Дим@н (12:36:55 11/02/2010)
Why not?

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Дим@н (12:37:00 11/02/2010)
Do you think I play badly?

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FireToSky (12:37:03 11/02/2010)
I think so

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Дим@н (12:37:10 11/02/2010)
You're wrong

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FireToSky (12:37:16 11/02/2010)
Prove it

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Дим@н (12:37:16 11/02/2010)
Let's try

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Дим@н (12:37:23 11/02/2010)
So, let's go

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Дим@н (12:37:28 11/02/2010)
Do you take a long time to make your moves?

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FireToSky (12:37:32 11/02/2010)
Yes

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Дим@н (12:37:39 11/02/2010)
Then you should learn to play

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FireToSky (12:37:46 11/02/2010)
Okay

We had a club in our city that was focused on the Heroes game. It was an amazing time; Scorp and Mizrael won't let me lie – they both experienced the atmosphere of the old "Wings" club. Here are a few stories from that time. Story 1: The Equilibrist. The club was located on the first floor of a student dormitory, so it was always lively. Of course, we played at night, and the small shop nearby thrived on selling beer and cigarettes. The elderly female security guards didn't approve of either, and they didn't particularly like the club either: the terms "e-sports club" and "internet casino" were synonymous for them. Filled with righteous anger, the grandmothers fought against them. Their favorite method of fighting was an ambush. The security guard would wait until late at night and go hunting. She would wait for a player to go out at night for beer – and immediately lock the entrance door behind him. It was useless to knock on the door. You could knock on the window of the club (where heavy rock music was playing, beer was flowing, and intense battles were taking place), but how would that help? So, one of our best Heroes players fell into just such an ambush. It was well past midnight, and the temperature was -20 degrees Celsius. He was wearing slippers and had a pack of cigarettes. He started knocking, but no one heard. The cold stimulated his thinking, and a brilliant idea came to him – to climb through the window. It was a good idea, but the player was very large, and the window, like the entire frame, was quite fragile. Now, let's see how it looked from inside the club. I was in the middle of a game, engrossed in watching the screen, when suddenly I heard: "Look, look, o_O!!!" People jumped up from their seats: I figured that an interesting final battle was about to begin, so I went to the other end of the club. I saw it, and I was stunned. A player, almost two meters tall, was stuck in the narrow window frame, with one half of him freezing outside and kicking his legs, and the other half waving his arms with cigarettes in his hands and cursing in the warm room. At the same time, some of the more reckless players were tickling the unfortunate player, the entire frame was creaking, and it was scary to imagine what would happen if it collapsed. At one point, someone remembered the example of Winnie the Pooh: they said that if they left everything as it was in the window, sooner or later the person would lose weight and get out on his own. But they forgot that in England, the Gulf Stream keeps the weather warm. In the end, human reason prevailed over the forces of nature and circumstances: a couple of people ran outside and pushed the hero of the story inside, to his friends and his favorite game. Of course, the round was somewhat disrupted. Story 2: The Imitator. Everyone has seen the improved 6th-level creature from the Castle faction, the magical elemental? Thanks to a guy from Moscow named Bishop, it became known as the "pee-pee-maker." It's hard to say what the great father of the game was thinking, but the name stuck. So... One of the regular visitors to the "Wings" club, about 14-15 years old, was obsessed with rap music: black, white, techno-rap – I don't remember. And he wanted to look like his idols. The result of his passion for rap was a chic red branded jacket, several sizes too big for him. It was convenient – he could fit an entire arsenal of weapons inside, plus there would be enough room for drugs for the court to hand down a life sentence with a clear conscience. Wearing the knee-length jacket, with a cool, tilted rapper's hat, and Tupac in his player, the guy showed up at "Wings." When he entered in all his glory, there was a moment of silence. "Oh-oh-oh... pee-pee-maker!" someone exclaimed in delight. Story 3: Implosion. As Chaos once wrote on ProGamer, in Moscow, they always played in a refined manner. If you had an implosion in the final battle, you had to ask your opponent: "May I implore you?" The opponent, who had expert resistance and a set of anti-magic spells, would kindly allow you to waste a spell... We had a simpler situation. Again, it was late at night, or rather, early in the morning, a final battle between powerful mage heroes. One player had an implosion spell with 3500 damage and an earth sphere, and the other was sitting on a heavily upgraded stool and really wanted to sleep. The first player really wanted to use the implosion, but he was afraid of resistance, so he moved his lips, pointed at the screen with his finger... the outcome could be won or lost based on a single decision. Finally, he sighed and cast the implosion spell on his opponent. And a terrible crash was heard in the club – at that very moment, the opponent, having fallen asleep, lost his balance on the stool and fell to the floor. Later, they laughed about the recoil from the implosion, as if a shock wave had passed through the screen from the other side.

cool stories :) especially about the explosion)))

The morning started with positivity! We were playing together, I missed the point of the conversation, and Valera forgot who he was playing with, and this is what happened...

Loi10:33
What the heck?
Kranim isn't working.
I'm reinstalling Platinum today.
But I put it in the data folder...

RomarioGrom10:33
I don't know, I don't use it.

Loi10:34
What about the data?

RomarioGrom10:34
:)

Loi10:34
It's wasting time.
For both of us.
Battles are faster with Kranim.

RomarioGrom10:34
We'll fix it.)

Loi10:34
))

Loi10:36
Listen, Kranim isn't working for me now, the battles are incredibly slow...

Loi10:37
Get to the end and save, please.
I'll exit and reinstall it.

RomarioGrom10:37
I'm downloading it now, I'll install it and test it.)

Loi10:37
Only now???
That's why it took so long to get there...
And I was reinstalling Platinum today.
Damn, it's unbearable without Kranim...

RomarioGrom10:38
Let's see how much it speeds things up.

Loi10:38
It really makes a difference over distance...
Okay, I'm leaving, you'll load it up, right?

RomarioGrom10:38
Okay.

RomarioGrom10:39
Wait.
You're not playing with me, are you?

Today, I was just amazed by this guy; you can see from the timestamps that we talked for a while, it was all today))) (10:47:30 1/03/2010) Hey, did you find someone to play with? KERIZZ (SEM_56) (10:58:44 1/03/2010) Yeah, I'm already playing. (13:00:22 5/03/2010) Hey, are you playing? KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:00:36 5/03/2010) Hey. KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:00:40 5/03/2010) Looking for an opponent. KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:00:55 5/03/2010) Forgot your nickname, what is it? (13:01:26 5/03/2010) Hey, are you playing? KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:01:47 5/03/2010) I'm free. (13:19:37 5/03/2010) Hi. KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:19:50 5/03/2010) Hey. Сан Дидро (13:19:56 5/03/2010) Are you playing? KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:20:01 5/03/2010) Sure. (13:20:38 5/03/2010) Okay, good luck. KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:20:46 5/03/2010) Thanks!

XDDD:)))))))) and here's what happened:
P.S. I'm not an idiot; it's all because of glitches in the chat program!)))))
These messages didn't reach me:
KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:00:36 5/03/2010)
Hey
KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:00:40 5/03/2010)
Looking for an opponent
KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:00:55 5/03/2010)
Forgot your nickname, huh?

Then I wrote:
(13:01:26 5/03/2010)
Hey, are you playing?

Your response didn't reach me again)))
KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:01:47 5/03/2010)
I'm free

Then, after some time, I wrote again, and your messages finally arrived:
(13:19:37 5/03/2010)
Hi
KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:19:50 5/03/2010)
Hey
San Didro (13:19:56 5/03/2010)
Are you playing?
KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:20:01 5/03/2010)
Sure
(13:20:38 5/03/2010)
Okay, good luck
KERIZZ (SEM_56) (13:20:46 5/03/2010)
Thanks))

It turned out to be pretty funny, xDDD))

P.S2. (10:47:30 1/03/2010)
Hey, did you find someone to play with?
KERIZZ (SEM_56) (10:58:44 1/03/2010)
Yes, I'm already playing
And these were from five days earlier)

The generator amused me. I managed to capture a neutral Castle, but I can't enter it :) Well, I didn't really need it anyway, so I just left it.

Not like Jebus Cross. What is this, BB?
To get in there, you buy the hero and break the miner against the genies, saving ~15 MP

It seemed to me that it was Jebus. Why doesn't it look like it?
The comment about the economy is funny, but there's no point in Shakhter going there.

It seemed to me that it was Jebus. Why doesn't it look like it?
...:)

The village on the minimap is on lava, and the starting location is on dirt – so it's not Jebus.
Although, such situations are not uncommon on Jebus.

This is Reckless XL. I think it would be more interesting in size L. This is the first time I've played this map.

An interesting situation happened today. Playing a tournament on a friendly хв resource... smk, SoD.
Player 1 (19:27:50 22/03/2010)
1.swamp
Me (19:28:17 22/03/2010)
2.Rampart
Player 1
3.dungeon
Me
4.Barbarian
Player 1(19:28:38 22/03/2010)
5.humans
Me (19:29:06 22/03/2010)
6.Inferno
Me (19:29:29 22/03/2010)
Tower, Conflux, and Necros are left
Player 1 (19:29:34 22/03/2010)
I choose Tower

:)

And you lost, didn't you???
Then that's funny))

And you lost, right???
Then it's funny))

Probably, it was a very difficult choice, that's why you got confused :D