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#1616
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...and then the unrest begins on the Belarusian-Russian border, and you are also called up, given a rifle from 1912 and one bullet.

I attack with a partisan detachment on the Russian border...
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#1617
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...and I, as your sole patron, am the one who kills you.
I receive a medal for heroic actions on the border...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1618
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....and then you wake up
I'm collecting kittens...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1619
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...their mothers conspired and scratched you until you almost passed out.
We were let go from history class...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1620
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and they sent a couple of mathematicians

I felt better...

Be strong. Believe
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#1621
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...and then it hit me again.

I finally found the book I lost last year...
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#1622
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...but you were already scolded in the library a long time ago for it, made to pay a fine, and kicked out. And you needed the book just last year, for an exam that you failed.
I'm looking at the puppies...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1623
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that eat you alive

connecting to the game

Be strong. Believe
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#1624
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...it works, but the ping is over 9k.

I really want to play through the entire Splinter Cell series...
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#1625
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...and your cat chewed through all the cables in your computer, your phone fell into the toilet, your laptop exploded, and you're generally broke.
I'm putting earrings in...

Oh well, it'll work for Hommi too...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1626
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...huge plastic rings in a gentle pig-pink color with black stripes))

I'm browsing through disks in search of artwork for an RPG.
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#1627
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...and there's only "Dom-2", Dylan, Tokyo Hotel, and other fantastical abominations. Your friends come over and see THIS on your computer.
I walk through the park, scaring maniacs...
А, вот почему.

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#1628
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...by Arandor.

I look out the window.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1629
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and what's the problem here? [br][/br]but if: one of them wasn't scared and raped you. That would be a problem, although I don't know why she was scaring them.

Be strong. Believe
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#1630
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Vegtam
Looking out the window.
...of the prison cell
I'm not going to the celebration.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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