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#1541
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...The teacher expected to see solutions to quadratic equations, but not sketches on the Kama Sutra.
Therefore, he decided to give a 5 for the quarter :3
I watch the buttons blink, and sometimes I press one...
and that's how 98% of your work goes...

washing my hands

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1542
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...and after you lather them up, they turn off the water.
I'm drinking a vitamin supplement...
А, вот почему.

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#1543
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....with vodka and beer
I'm catching butterflies.....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1544
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...giant, mutated butterflies, the size of a dog, that feed on human blood.

I'm sending an email.
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#1545
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...they got the address wrong and sent you instead.
I'm solving a math problem...
А, вот почему.

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#1546
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...which was due a week ago.

I'm feeling drowsy and slow...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#1547
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...and should be witty and sharp))

I'm finishing the 5th act in the campaign for the Legions.
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#1548
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....the game crashes, and I forgot to save.
I'm listening to music...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1549
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...wearing headphones blasting at 600 decibels lol

gluing...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1550
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...a broken set of dishes for fifteen people.

Trying to come up with a situation that can't be easily resolved...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1551
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...and you realize that our strength lies in being prepared for setbacks!


I'm sculpting a globe out of plasticine.
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#1552
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...but you realize that you don't have enough plasticine. You go to buy a new pack. The globe remained near the hot radiator. When you return, you have to scrape it off the floor.
I'm sitting in the cinema...
А, вот почему.

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#1553
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.....and in front of you sits a two-meter-tall man.
I'm drinking Pepsi.....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1554
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...and then they treat you to Mentos.
I eat a tasty treat...
А, вот почему.

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#1555
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yeah, five minutes of pleasure – and a lifetime of consequences on your waistline

I'm joining the wolf pack...