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...sitting, pardon me, in a village outhouse.
I'm sitting in a village outhouse...
I'm sitting in a village outhouse...
А, вот почему.
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Werevolka
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Ahem. Well, I understand that this is a very important topic for you...
Suddenly, the walls start to crumble in different directions. And now you're sitting... in the middle of a field. A potato field. And crowds of people are harvesting potatoes.
I'm watching TV...
Suddenly, the walls start to crumble in different directions. And now you're sitting... in the middle of a field. A potato field. And crowds of people are harvesting potatoes.
I'm watching TV...
Arandor
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1. And nearby is a Werelady, thinking about something bright and beautiful.
2. without antenna
I want to cure my sore throat.
2. without antenna
I want to cure my sore throat.
Be strong. Believe
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Okay, I need to continue the game. So, I'll answer both.
...remembering old traditions: and then, a nuclear explosion!
Preparing a nuclear explosion...
...remembering old traditions: and then, a nuclear explosion!
Preparing a nuclear explosion...
А, вот почему.
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Werevolka
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...while sitting in a village outhouse?))) Seriously.
I dug myself a deep underground bomb shelter...
I dug myself a deep underground bomb shelter...
Arandor
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under the village outhouse.
not exactly the best place, to be honest, because there are still deposits there...
I'm training birds.
P.S. by the way, I can combine bird training with my hobby of gouging out eyes!
not exactly the best place, to be honest, because there are still deposits there...
I'm training birds.
P.S. by the way, I can combine bird training with my hobby of gouging out eyes!
Be strong. Believe
Werevolka
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...even with good intentions and intelligence, you don't have enough money, so you end up training turkeys and ostriches. And as everyone knows, they are extremely stupid.
I'm receiving the Nobel Prize...
I'm receiving the Nobel Prize...
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...at the most solemn moment, the organizers say that the award was given to you by mistake, apologize profusely, and as compensation, give you a chocolate medal.
I'm plotting a gruesome murder...
I'm plotting a gruesome murder...
А, вот почему.
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Werevolka
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I sincerely hope you bring your brutal endeavor to a successful conclusion).
...and then the victim suddenly dies on their own – from a sudden attack of gangrene.
I'm waiting for a friend to visit...
...and then the victim suddenly dies on their own – from a sudden attack of gangrene.
I'm waiting for a friend to visit...
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...then she calls and says she's very sick and can't come (she totally bailed on her friend -_-).
I'm messing around in Photoshop...
I'm messing around in Photoshop...
А, вот почему.
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Werevolka
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...and then you get a Photoshop book as a gift, and you realize that your knowledge of the program is at the level of a first-grader))
I'm choosing a gift for a friend...
I'm choosing a gift for a friend...
WhiteLizard
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it turns out that the birthday isn't his, but yours :3
I'm closing my eyes.
I'm closing my eyes.
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Вегтам
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But I can't fall asleep – my neighbors are having a party that lasts until 5 am...
I'm doing good deeds...
I'm doing good deeds...
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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...the kitten still fell from the tree, and the grandmother you were helping to cross the road was hit by a truck (yes, I'm being cruel).
I'm getting drunk...
I'm getting drunk...
А, вот почему.
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They got so drunk that they lost all sense of what was happening. One of the guys in your group had his stomach slit open, and for fun, they wrapped you in his intestines like a Christmas tree. In the morning, the police came and sent everyone to a correctional facility.