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#1449
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...all that's left is to convince the orderlies to take off your straitjacket.
I'm thinking about how to defeat Arandor...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1450
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...and he beat you to it again.

Starting Monday, I'm beginning a new life...
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#1451
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.... everyone says so, starting Monday, 2055 :3

I'm doing homework (please, let me skip it! :'( )

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1452
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...they took away your computer, they tiptoe around, and they don't let you eat, so nothing distracts you.
I'm going to the pool...
А, вот почему.

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#1453
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...and you end up in a local history museum O_o

I'm collecting furniture...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1454
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...you neatly pile them up in the middle of the apartment and set them on fire.

I'm celebrating February 23rd, and at the same time, March 8th.
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#1455
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...you only come to your senses on May 9th.
Eating a cookie...
А, вот почему.

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#1456
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...silly, who would eat a cookie with vodka?)

I'm collecting stamps...
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#1457
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...his younger brother urgently needed something to start a fire, so he decided to take those "small, useless pieces of paper."
Scanning...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1458
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retina of a fallen eye

I'm making a курчас.

Be strong. Believe
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#1459
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...and just when you're almost finished, the motherboard burns out, and all the storage devices are ruined.
I'm deleting the Arandor photos from my computer (I'm tired of looking at them)...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1460
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and the photo turned out to be a virus and spread throughout the computer) now Arandor is everywhere, no matter where you go :3

I'm saving the world.

Be strong. Believe
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#1461
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...but the malevolent invaders of the world in white coats took you to their dark stronghold with yellow walls.
I am escaping from the mental asylum...
А, вот почему.

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#1462
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You write about mental institutions quite often... do you think about them often too? Maybe as much as I think about death and the fact that every day could be the last?

Be strong. Believe
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#1463
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...both of you are caught by the orderlies, put in solitary confinement, tied to the beds, and put in straitjackets.

I'm thinking about something bright and beautiful...