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...and then your cat comes along and starts helping you finish it.
I'm going to the polytechnic...
I'm going to the polytechnic...
А, вот почему.
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Werevolka
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...and when you finally get there, you realize that the alarm clock woke you up at three in the morning, and no polytechnics work at night!
I chase the cat away from the cake, especially since I have a dog...
I chase the cat away from the cake, especially since I have a dog...
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...but the cat-dog, which can mutate from one animal into another, has already taken advantage of the principle of "what I can't eat, I'll nibble on," and we had to give it the remaining piece of cake.
I'm sleeping at the polytechnic institute...
I'm sleeping at the polytechnic institute...
А, вот почему.
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Werevolka
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...in a lecture hall. In front of hundreds of classmates. And the lecturer interrupts the lecture and says: "Well, let's wait until she stops snoring."
I'm installing a great antivirus program to fix the gifted flash drive...
I'm installing a great antivirus program to fix the gifted flash drive...
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...and it glitched, declared Windows/Linux/FreeBSD/Gentoo/Ubuntu/whatever you have installed as a dangerous virus, and deleted it.
I'm writing notes for a lecture...
I'm writing notes for a lecture...
А, вот почему.
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WhiteLizard
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well, here it's like a nuclear explosion, at the very least)
celebrating my brother's birthday -_-
celebrating my brother's birthday -_-
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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...he has a bunch of gifts that you need, but he will never use them, nor will he give them to you.
I'm just sitting here...
I'm just sitting here...
А, вот почему.
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Werevolka
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...in the dentist's chair. And he's approaching you with enormous pliers.
Trying to spend the weekend productively...
Trying to spend the weekend productively...
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...but you won't tear yourself away from the monitor.
I'm arguing with my ancestors...
I'm arguing with my ancestors...
А, вот почему.
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Вова Вист
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And instead, you just sit around on HeroesWorld)
I'm playing tennis
I'm playing tennis
WhiteLizard
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and the tennis is so small!
cha-cha-cha tyush
cha-cha-cha tyush
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Werevolka
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...but all I can do is sing sha-la-la-la...
I'm eating ice cream...
I'm eating ice cream...
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...and it melts right onto your hand, which becomes sticky, and there's nowhere to wash it off.
I spilled coffee on the blueprint...
I spilled coffee on the blueprint...
А, вот почему.
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Werevolka
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...Kosh, try to be more focused – either you spill coffee on the keyboard or on the blueprint!))
(That's what the voice in my head says)
I'm buying myself new jeans...
(That's what the voice in my head says)
I'm buying myself new jeans...
WhiteLizard
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...the selection of jeans in the confectionery shop isn't very large ~^
I'm growing a beard :3
I'm growing a beard :3
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.