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#1404
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...but nobody cares.

I'm thinking about writing a few lines...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#1405
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*Golden Domes* on the forehead

I'm playing Stalker...
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#1406
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...and then the motherboard flies in.
I'm munching on a meatball...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1407
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And then a maniac doctor comes along and puts you on a vegetable diet.

I'm buying myself a mink coat...
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#1408
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...which turned out to be sewn from Murka, Vaska, and Ryzhy from the nearest garbage dump.
I'm reading fairy tales...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1409
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...and the fairy tales turned out to be the fantasies of a sick pervert – a sexual maniac.
(I think I'm overdoing it with the maniacs)

I'm going to go out into nature, outside the city...
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#1411
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I haven't fed the mites at school in a while. I'm feeding the mites:smile04:

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1412
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...2 years after their last feeding, poor things :D

I'm looking at the world map...
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#1413
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...because in 10 minutes, there's a geography exam, and you've only just started preparing for it.
I'm frying potatoes with onions and cheese...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1414
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...and then hungry guests arrive and eat everything.
I'm going on a safari in Africa...
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#1415
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...and the lions and crocodiles are hungry...
I'm playing Tetris...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1416
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...and a hundred times in a row, the left-side red corners keep appearing.
They gave me a flash drive as a birthday present...
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#1417
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...which turned out to be completely filled with pornographic content containing viruses, and it's set up in such a clever way that nothing can be deleted.
I have a headache and I want to sleep...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1418
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...and then a whole bunch of relatives arrive with small, screaming children, cats, and dogs, and they plan to stay with you for a week or two))
I'm going to finish eating the holiday cake...