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#1373
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and the doctor comes and says: "That's it, you're all better now, you can go to school tomorrow!"

I'm taking apart the computer to see how it works...
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#1375
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...turns out, we got assigned 500 push-ups for gym class :3

pretending to be a ballerina... 0o

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1376
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...they didn't see through you and made you play the lead role in a new ballet at the Bolshoi Theatre. But you don't have the necessary skills.
I'm gnawing on a pencil...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1377
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...with a raspberry flavor :)

Learned how to fly...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1378
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but when it took off, it forgot how

I'm watching TV...
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#1380
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...and there, Carmelite was all over the place on every channel

she went to English language courses...
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#1381
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...are those the ones called "Inglish"?
I'm drawing again after a long time...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1382
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...and that's when the most brutal creative crisis hits you))

I'm waiting for the train at the station...
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#1383
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...he arrives, you sit down, travel a couple of stations, and it turns out you got on the wrong train.
I'm munching on a chocolate bar...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1384
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It ended so quickly that you didn't even have time to savor the taste.

I'm chatting with a friend on the phone...
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#1385
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and my friend turned out to be a bearded, fat pervert 0_0

I'm sick...
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#1386
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and the friend turned out to be a bearded, fat pervert 0_0
oh my god :D

I'm sick... - with brick-agrarian betonomania (don't know what that is))

I'm sniffing...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1387
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...about the bicycle handlebars.

Closing the gates of Oblivion... nothing else came to mind

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1388
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...and at the very top of the tower, Merunes Dagon, Sheogorath, and Fanatic of the Arena greet you with open arms.
I'm running away from the orderlies, preparing to conquer the world...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕