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#780
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to be an immortal mountaineer, you need to be born in the Caucasus.

Be strong. Believe
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#781
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Does one need to be Russian to be born in the Caucasus? P.S. or be Givi -_-
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#782
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To be Russian, one must love birch trees.
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#783
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to love birch trees, you need to love nature.
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#784
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to love nature, you need to be a good person, like Michurin.
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#785
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to be a good person, you need to be kind.
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#786
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To be kind, you need a psychiatrist to cure you.
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#787
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so that a psychiatrist can cure me, I need to go to him))0
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#788
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in order to go to a psychiatrist, one needs to have their paralyzed legs healed.
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#789
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To make paralyzed legs work again, do you need to buy prosthetics? -_-
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#790
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To buy prosthetics, you need to amputate the paralyzed legs.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#791
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To amputate paralyzed legs, you need a "Druzhba" chainsaw.
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#792
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To find the "Druzhba" chainsaw, you need to go to a store.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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#793
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so that a person with paralyzed legs can go to the store, they need to lie in a sarcophagus, like in "Surrogates," and their doppelganger-biorobot will go to the store.

People are rightly asking: "How much longer?!"
An alternative: for a paralyzed person to stand up, you need to be God. Approach them and say: "Stand up and walk!!"
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#794
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To make all of this happen, you need a lot of money and a lot of resources.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕