"In order to... it is necessary." Auto-translated

to be an immortal mountaineer, you need to be born in the Caucasus.

Does one need to be Russian to be born in the Caucasus? P.S. or be Givi -_-

To be Russian, one must love birch trees.

to love birch trees, you need to love nature.

to love nature, you need to be a good person, like Michurin.

to be a good person, you need to be kind.

To be kind, you need a psychiatrist to cure you.

so that a psychiatrist can cure me, I need to go to him))0

in order to go to a psychiatrist, one needs to have their paralyzed legs healed.

To make paralyzed legs work again, do you need to buy prosthetics? -_-

To buy prosthetics, you need to amputate the paralyzed legs.

To amputate paralyzed legs, you need a "Druzhba" chainsaw.

To find the "Druzhba" chainsaw, you need to go to a store.

so that a person with paralyzed legs can go to the store, they need to lie in a sarcophagus, like in "Surrogates," and their doppelganger-biorobot will go to the store.

People are rightly asking: "How much longer?!"
An alternative: for a paralyzed person to stand up, you need to be God. Approach them and say: "Stand up and walk!!"

To make all of this happen, you need a lot of money and a lot of resources.