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#1313
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...but then, at the most interesting moment, there's a nuclear explosion! :smile04:

I'm googling it...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1314
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photos of naked, elderly, overweight women

I'm leaving...

Be strong. Believe
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#1315
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You'll be back :)

I'm waiting in line...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1316
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...but after 5 hours, when you finally reached your destination, it turned out that they were selling tickets for a concert featuring Sobchak, Ranetki, and Zverev (yes, all of them together).
Eating a chocolate bar...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1317
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...and it turns out you're allergic to chocolate.

I'm going on an archaeological expedition...
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#1318
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...but she accidentally broke her leg, and the expedition decided not to wait for you.
I'm arguing with my ancestors...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1319
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...and you suddenly realize that they are right))

I was planning to write a novel.
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#1320
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...but there's no paper in the apartment, and now the computer has broken down too...
I'm eating crab sticks...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1321
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And the Crab squeaks and resists.

Listening to my favorite music.
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#1322
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...but you realize that someone has replaced your playlist with recordings of macaques during mating season, a textbook on the theory of strength of materials being read aloud, and new songs by the Ranetki.
Trying to conquer the world...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1323
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...and you see that the world has already been enslaved... Arandor!!!!

I'm trying, though, to finally get down to work (urgent!)...
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#1324
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...but you keep getting distracted and waiting for a response on the forum... Oops, it's already morning!
I'll conquer the world after playing Crab...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1325
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...and you realize that this scorched desert wasn't worth all the effort.

I'm planning to emigrate to Australia.
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#1326
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...or the natives there are starving.
I'm trying to restore the desert that Crab turned the enslaved world into...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1327
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Keep trying :) Everything has been completely reworked and is irreversible; I came up with the technology...

I signed up for a massage...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!