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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#20023
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Elrond (Aragorn) speaks:
Warriors of Gondor, Warriors of Rohan, Warriors of Rivendell, Warriors of the Shire, the moment has come! We have reached the Black Gate, the very stronghold of Evil, the Black Land! Let us give a worthy rebuff to the enemy forces! Let us destroy the Orcs! Warriors of the Forces of Light, are you ready for battle?
- YES!
Are you ready to fight to the last breath, to give your lives in the glory of good?
- YES!
Are you ready to begin the battle with the Black forces?
- YES!

Olorin (Gandalf):
They are opening the gates! Weapons ready! Forward, brave Men, Elves, and Hobbits! For King Elrond!
Aragorn:
For Gondor!
Éowyn:
For Rohan!




The Hobbits, in unison:
FOR THE SHIRE!!! FOR GANDALF!!! FOR THE HOBBITS!!! We will not allow the Orcs to roam our lands any longer!

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#20024
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I have similar pictures too. Tieru, I also finished reading it and even felt sorry for the characters. Where are my cookies???
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#20025
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Forward, Elves, for Rivendell!


Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#20026
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Gaga is coming!!!

:smile04: :smile14:
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#20027
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*An elven messenger rushes in*
- Olorin, the dwarves have agreed to help us, they are already on their way, but they won't make it to this battle.
- That's very good, we just need to survive this day.
*The Black Gate has opened, hordes of orcs are rushing towards the enemy...*

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Olorin:
- Oh, Manwë...
*The others just stand in silence. There were so many orcs, even the mage hadn't anticipated this. And behind them, trolls could be seen.*

Elessar:
- Attack! Everyone!
*And the first one rushed towards the enemy ranks.*
- FOR THE FREE PEOPLES!!!
*With these words, a Nazgûl appeared in the sky.*

Éowyn:
I killed the Witch-king, and now I will kill all the other Nazgûl!
Death to the orcs!!!
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#20028
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And the great battle began!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#20029
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Gaga is an orc, an enemy of the Free Peoples! She must be destroyed! And you, Magnus, an orc-worshipper, a despicable traitor, know that death awaits you!!!
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#20030
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Magnus, be warned – a grim fate awaits those who worship two goddesses at the same time!!!
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#20031
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Gaga is not a Goddess, Gaga is just Gaga. This is Gaga.
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#20032
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May the Great and Terrible Gaga punish you!!!! (dydysh...dydysh... - sounds of lightning strikes)
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#20033
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Incorrect Gaga) Gaga usually poisons with venom) So, change the ending) I want a romantic jacuzzi filled with champagne, rose petals, a personal harem, and in the morning, Gaga with arsenic)
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#20034
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Death to the Hags! Death to the Orcs!!!
Look, who is this? Eagles! They have come to help us!
For the Free Peoples! For the Shire! The Orcs will be destroyed!
*a long time has passed*
The Orcs are defeated, hurray! Gaga has been impaled, Magnus has been captured! It's time for the next battle!
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#20035
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#20036
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Oh no! Magnus has escaped and caused chaos! Now he is gathering armies against the Free Peoples! Many glorious battles await!
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#20037
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Koshа. I think most people will agree with me. Let's give a good whack on the head with a banhammer to those who post huge images from VK and generally make it difficult to enjoy the forum. Thanks in advance.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?