Posts from Golden Persimmon

You'd think I'm the only girl on HeroesWorld.

*Kosha is kind of clearly hinting that since there are no other candidates right now, the crown should be passed on to her.*

Ugh! I'm starting to dislike having to rack my brain over posts. ): I like writing poetry, but I'm afraid to write long quotes like Verevolka – they're too big. I guess I'll have to write prose ;( ...mmm

Wesker - all explanations will follow, although I think they are unnecessary after everything mentioned above^^

Ugh! I'm starting to dislike having to rack my brain over posts. ): I like writing poetry, but I'm afraid to write long quotes like Verwolf – they're too big. I'll have to write prose ;( ...mmm

That's how the weeding out process happens: a true spammer can easily read through tons of posts without a single brain cell being activated.
By the way, I am Verwolf. Only the first letter should be capitalized. You can write the rest in lowercase.

Today marked the end of the voting for the final nomination of "Golden Hurma 2009". Unfortunately, the "Hurma" building was destroyed, and the award ceremony will take place in Toronto, in a hall specially rented for this purpose.
- In Toronto?
- Canada?
- What's going on?
Those invited to the event were terribly indignant at the news.
"Hurma Employee": Guys, I understand that you are a bit shocked and dissatisfied, but let me tell you...
Neyra Drake: But why there? Why couldn't something be organized here?! I don't understand!!!
"Hurma Employee": Wesker wanted the award to be presented to him... oops, he wanted to finish the contest specifically there!
Hermit: Why should we go there? To a foreign country!
Elcidere: I'm not going.
Kyle: Neither am I.
Freud: Me too (ukrainian).
Alex Ghost: I will not leave my homeland!
Tieru: I am also against it. I'm not going.
This... roll call was interrupted by that same employee, who hit one of the speakers on the head.
"Hurma Employee": Now drag your asses into the bus and head to the airport. Chop chop!
Vegtam was the last to climb into the bus, adding quietly:
- Dammit, changing time zones again!!!

Everyone sat in pairs. Either due to some sluggishness or by chance, Arandor and Drakkoshka had to sit together. Moreover, the former sat by the window.
Drakkoshka: Crab, couldn't you give a girl the window seat?
Arandor: No, I couldn't, sit on the edge.
Drakkoshka: Arandor...
Arandor: I said no.
The bus started moving; Arandor put headphones in his ears and leaned his head against the bus window.
Drakkoshka: Fine, stay there. I don't care! ><
Arandor (not hearing what she was saying): Yeah.
Wedma, who had been sitting with Hostor, stood up and temporarily sat next to the "employee," who was sitting alone (most likely, the others were simply afraid of him).
Wedma: Sir, ahem, employee...
"Hurma Employee": Barry, just Barry.
Wedma: All right, Mr. Barry. May I ask you a couple of questions?
Barry: Yes, of course, I'm listening carefully.
Wedma: Why Canada specifically?
Barry: No idea.
Wedma: Absolutely nothing? (:
Barry: Well... he just likes that country, and... Um...
Wedma: Yes?
Barry: There are personal reasons.
Wedma: But...
Suddenly a sharp, ear-piercing sound rang out, followed by one so loud it was comparable to an atomic bomb explosion... Then it became very bright...
- Aaa!! What's happening?
Looking out the window, Imaris, the Moon Wolf discovered that the ground was cracking and people, buildings, and cars were falling in! Looking a bit further, he saw... Falling meteorites, many, very many. - This is the end... - he thought.
A schism appeared in the ground under the bus, after which the vehicle hung over the abyss and cracked into two parts. Grabbing the seat so as not to fall, Siver began to scream:
- Woooolf, Woooolf...
Siverfale: Idiot, stop sleeping, we've arrived.
Imaris, the Moon Wolf: Huh? So, there won't be an armageddon? :(
Siverfale: Armageddon? Oh my God, this again! - Leaving the bus, Siver muttered under his breath - next time I get a chance to move him somewhere, I won't just crack his head open.

The passengers politely left the bus and, taking their things, headed toward the airport entrance.
A surprise awaited them at the airport. A banana jumped out to meet them. Or rather, a person dressed as a banana. And behind him, a tomato-man, an egg-man, and a cucumber-man.
WhiteLizard: Uh...
Arandor: Hehe, Vegetable People! h))
Magnus: Arko, a banana is not a vegetable.
Arandor: Could you stop commenting on every word I say?
Tomato-man: Guys, don't fight!
Banana-man: Yes, better taste some juicy bananas!
Cucumber-man: completely free!
Arandor (thinking for a moment): I'm not against it!
Lizard: Me too!
After five minutes, Barry approached the guys, having settled some business before.
Werewolf: Barry, who are these vegetable people?
Barry: Ah, those lovebirds... Representatives of sexual minorities. They let you try for free... or rather look at some things from a "different" side... Well, you know what I mean.
Everyone: O_o
Barry: What's wrong? By the way, where are those two boys? Lizard and... Arandor, I think?
[as if everything further depends on the reader's imagination, not that important]

Hostor: And here is our plane. Hah, expected from Wesker - simply gorgeous.
Magnus: Tell me about it!
Neyra: Sooo... big.
Lizard: And beauuuutiful.
Barry: Uh, no guys, that's not our plane. Ours is over there.

[Everyone had already sat in the plane and were ready for takeoff]
Hostor: What kind of crap is this! I expected something completely different.
Neyra: Some kind of scrap metal.
...
- This is the Captain speaking. At the request of the customer, you will be watching the anime "Naruto" throughout the entire flight.
Drakkoshka: Expected from Wesker, right, Hostor?
[The plane rose into the sky, the passengers relaxed]
Arandor: Well - I'll see new places, meet new people.
WisTrit: You'll learn new recipes for cooking crabs...
Everyone: WisTrit??? O_O
Vegtam: What are you doing here?!
WisTrit: Huh? I rode in the bus with you too.
Drakkoshka: Well, he's still a terrorist!
WisTrit: *hm...*
Boom!!1
Explosives planted by WisTrit exploded in one of the engines.
...
- This is the captain speaking! We are losing altitude rapidly... Actually - we're all going to die!!
Alex Ghost: Traitor!
WisTrit: Hasta la vista!
After these words, the villain jumped out of the plane, opening a parachute.
- Aaa!
*darkness*
[somewhere in the heavens]
... The "boss" speaks
- So, now you will all be sorted. Some will be sent to Hell, others to Heaven. First will be... Imaris, the Moon Wolf
- Imaris, the Moon Wolf, for your inhuman thoughts, you shall burn in Hell! Go there immediately!
Two angels grabbed the Wolf and dragged him
Werewolf: Woooolf, Woooolf...
- Wolf, wake up, we've arrived.
Imaris, the Moon Wolf: Dammit! ><

At the airport exit, Wesker was already meeting the guests.
- Friends, welcome. I'm glad you agreed to fly here.
Everyone looked collectively at Barry, the employee of "Golden Hurma".
Drakkoshka: Wesker, do you know that after the contest ends, you're in trouble? I had to re-watch a dozen episodes of Naruto!!!
Wesker: He-he-he, glad you liked it.

[Let's jump straight to the award episode]
Wesker: I am happy to inform you that the King of Flood is becoming the good, kind, stylish, beautiful, serious, smart, cute, caring, stunning, strong and educated ME!
The hall began to applaud. And when the ovations died down, Wesker said.
- Well now, you can all leave.
Someone from the hall: But what about the queen?
- *Oh shoot!* Hm, indeed... All right. Um, the queen is becoming...
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[two days later. Heroes World. Wesker's estate, located above a cliff leading to the river]
Significant changes had already begun to occur in the flood. In particular, the level of idleness increased, and Wesker sat on the throne, covering his face with one hand.
Wesker: *fucking hell, my head*
Palace Worker: Sir, the coronation will be soon. Meanwhile, the "Queen" wants to speak with you.
Wesker nodded.
A beautiful girl entered the hall, however, due to image bugs, it was impossible to tell exactly who she was (as someone had previously noted, there are many girls on the Forum :)).
Girl: Wesker, I'm so glad you chose me! Together we will change ХВ for the better! Well... at least this part of it.
And for about ten minutes, the girl burdened the King with talk. And then she left.
Wesker, however... pulled headphones out of his ears and said:
- Thank God, she's gone.

<after a couple of hours>
The hall was full. Solemn music was playing (which clearly irritated the King), the people were impatient.
But still, one person among the guests unsettled Wesker...
Wesker: WisTrit???
WisTrit: What?
Wesker: What are you doing here?
WisTrit: Well, I came to see the ceremony.
Wesker: But you're a villain! =[br][/br]WisTrit: *Hm...*
Boom!!1
Poisonous gas began to fill the hall, and WisTrit jumped out the window, leaving everyone else to perish...
- Weskeeer, Weskeeer. :D
Wesker: *Sigh, I really hoped this wasn't a dream*
Arandor (dressed as a jester, by the way) approached Wesker.
Arandor: Wesker, I said from the start that you are the only one worthy of replacing me... Here, take this crown of the King of Flood.
Wesker took the crown with disgust, then threw it to a servant.
Wesker: The crown doesn't fit my image, throw it with the rest of the trinkets.
Arandor: =[br][/br>That same girl entered the hall, as if the queen. She had found out that Wesker hadn't invited her to the ceremony.
Wesker only smiled. And then... he jumped out the window into the river, thereby ruining the celebration. Girl: You!! Scoundrel!
Guests: -_-
Cash: omg!
Arandor: hm, there's a note here:
Dear friends, all this fuss is not to my liking. Therefore, I will disappear for a couple of days, and only then proceed with the performance of my duties. Meanwhile... you can try not to look for me - it won't work. With love, your Wesker.

Nomination	Nominees	Winner
Royal Jester	Arandor, Wesker, WhiteLizard, Freud, WisTrit, Драккошка, Любимец Богов	Arandor
Serious Face of the Forum	Майор Вихрь, Siverfale, Создатель	Siverfale, Майор Вихрь
Best Signature	WisTrit, Wesker, Нэйра, Брэкман, Майор Вихрь, Zybr, Freud, Лизард	Zybr
Best Avatar	WisTrit, Нэйра, Драккошка, Пле-сен, Raper, Кэш, Кайл, Wedma, Леля, Амко	Драккошка
Creative Thinker	WhiteLizard, Wesker, Нэйра, Драккошка	WhiteLizard
King of Flooding	Wesker, Arandor	Wesker

I never cease to be amazed by ХВ....or rather the table....so many variations in creating them....

But who is the Queen, after all?))

Wrottenlegs, Wesker /: Will you finally bring death to all humans, the ultimate one?
)))
Yes, and I have to repeat: Wrottenlegs, Wesker, who is the queen?)

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And also, (again, Wrottenlegs), congratulations on the victory!)

Oh, who cares who the queen is!? Let it remain a mystery -_-
(that is, if you don't feel sorry for Kosh), but if you do, then put him out of his misery, or give her to him.

the ending is actually good, better than the first part)
P.S. Vistrite, the villain, was quite enjoyable, and Volke with his dreams was interesting.

Vissy needs to make 2012 a great year for everyone. Hmm, maybe I should join his team.

Wesker is awesome, it turned out to be very funny and interesting:D The author is really killing it!

By the way, I originally planned to write a story in the style of "horror" (yes, as a continuation; by the way, the true intentions of VisTreat were supposed to be revealed there; ;) what kind—I don't know yet :D), but then I thought that not all HeroesWorld users would enjoy reading about how their limbs are torn off, they are eaten alive, and so on. :D