On stage, as usual, was Wesker, but this time he seemed preoccupied.
- As you all know, today we will determine the two most stylish people in our society! A very large number of people were nominated for this award, and, if I may say so myself, I am among them!
Only dark glasses and eloquence helped him hide the truth. And the truth was...
- *Damn it, where are they?* But before we determine the winner, I will tell you an interesting story...
Meanwhile, all the participants (namely: WisTrit, Neyra, BrackMan, Vortex, Zubr, Freud, Lizard, Drakkoska, Ple-sen, RAPER, Cash, Kyle, Wedma Lelya, and Amko) were stuck in the middle of nowhere after their bus broke down (of course, did you really think you were all traveling in limousines and sports cars? Naive :D).
Neyra: So, what else is going on?
Bus driver: Uhm... well, the thing is...
Zubr: Just say it.
Bus driver: Well, we ran out of fuel, the engine broke down, and the tires went flat. [O_O - that's exactly what everyone's faces looked like]. But everything is fine, guys! I'll fix it ^^
There was a moment of silence - everyone began to think about the situation. And it was at that moment that WisTrit stood up and headed for the exit.
Everyone: WisTrit, where are you going?
WisTrit: To hope that this man will fix the engine himself, somehow find new tires, and, in addition, somehow create fuel out of thin air? That's ridiculous. I'm going to walk.
Freud: That's absurd!
Major Vortex: WisTrit, he's right, we don't know anything about this area. We don't know what might be waiting for you there.
Lizard: Yes, Wis, that's stupid! Don't go!
WisTrit: Is it not stupid to sit in this bus and wait for a miracle? I'm leaving.
WisTrit left the bus, looked around, and headed north. At that moment, Lelya, Ple-sen, BrackMan, Kyle, and RAPER ran out of the bus.
BrackMan: WisTrit, wait! We're with you!
WisTrit: I don't care.
So, our heroes split into two camps: some wisely stayed in the broken bus, while others went to meet danger. By the way, starting this bus in this situation is impossible.
Meanwhile...
- And he says to him, "Hasta la vista, baby!". And with that, I'll end the third story. And now...
Some guy from the audience: Dude, we don't care, just announce the winners.
Wesker took out his Samurai Edge, and then made an accurate shot to the head of some guy from the audience. His brains splattered on the back of the chair.
- And now [adjusts his hair], I hope you will want to listen to the fourth story.
[WisTrit's squad] WisTrit, and the people who joined him continued on their way.
Lelya: WisTrit, do you think we did the right thing by leaving the bus? We've been walking for an hour, and we haven't met anyone, and it seems like we're far from civilization, and my legs are tired.
WisTrit:
facepalm.jpg
And the guys in the bus, apparently, were not bored.
Lizard: Damn, guys, I'm hungry.
Neyra: My <sacred frying pan> can heat up on its own, it runs on solar panels! We can heat up anything.
Cash: And what are we going to heat up, my dear? I doubt anyone of us brought any food. Everyone was primarily thinking about looking good at the Golden Hurma.
Freud: Let's roast the driver!
Bus Driver: O_O
Neyra, Lizard, Drakkoska: [in unison] Ew!
Zubr: *Kill me, how did I even end up here?*
- And that's the end of the tenth story.
[By this point, there were already several corpses in the hall - the outraged ones were killed by the Host, and the rest took their own lives].
- I said I was done.
The audience began to applaud.
- That's better.
[The bus].
Wedma: Mmm, what delicious meat!
Cash: You're not kidding! Neyra, you have a great frying pan!
Neyra: Thank you ^^
Lizard: Vortex, you were right to suggest going out and catching some animal. We got this delicious wild boar. Thanks for the idea.
Vortex: You're welcome (:
[...]
Drakkoska: Just a minute...
Vortex: You noticed that too?
Neyra: Guys, what are you talking about?
All the participants went out and followed Cash and Vortex. They stopped near some tall bushes. Pushing them apart, they discovered... that behind these bushes was a city! And this part of the city is very close to where the Golden Hurma is being held!
Everyone: -_-""""
Cash: What the...
During one of Wesker's stories, Neyra, Vortex, Zubr, Freud, Lizard, Drakkoska, Cash, Wedma, and Amko burst into the hall, pushing past the guards.
Wesker finally sighed with relief: Well, finally.
When everyone was on stage, the host announced the winners:
- In the "best avatar" category, Drakkoska wins! And in the "best signature" category, Zubr wins! You can congratulate them!
Ah yes, what happened to WisTrit and his squad remains a mystery :)