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#166
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Neira Drake
Then, when I get going, I'll beat you with a frying pan =P
Just, someone has to put you in your place:cool: :smile36:
You won't be able to – you won't make it in time) I'll be gone with the crown before you even lift the frying pan)
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
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Um... I always have a frying pan in my hand, and I have good reflexes =P (ask Lisa ^^)
And even if that's not the case, I'll just whack you with the frying pan before you even think about going crazy :З :D
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Neira Drake
Um... I always have a frying pan in my hand, and I have good reflexes =P (ask Lisa ^^)
And even if that's not the case, I'll just whack you with the frying pan before you even think about going crazy :З :D
I'll have to give you a preemptive whack:D in private
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
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Arandor
/topic/4189/
Here it is!))

P.S. And there's a topic – total nonsense and untrue X)
What if we held another vote?
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#170
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Um... I always have a frying pan in my hand, and I have good reflexes =P (ask Lisa ^^)
That's not true! You can't even hit once =p *said while rubbing the bump on his head*

But what about that! We have a fun event, the celebration continues! Come on, lift your faces out of the salad! :D

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What if we hold another vote?
Then let's vote for multiple nominations at once ;) And bring back my merciless lapdog of the forum!

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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WhiteLizard


So what? We have a joyful event, the celebration continues! Come on, lift your faces out of the salad! :D
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WhiteLizard is trying to bring the topic back to its original course!
“The guests lifted their faces, smeared with mayonnaise, and tried to focus their eyes on the speaker. He stood in the middle of the hall, tall, fair-haired, in a white jacket. - Get up, I said! There's only an hour left until the New Year, and our Santa Claus has disappeared! Look, Snow Maiden is crying in the corner!
The guests gradually sobered up...”
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#172
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Werevolka
Our Santa Claus is missing! Look, Snow Maiden is crying in the corner!
don't panic
- I'm here! I didn't go anywhere... I just stepped out for five minutes.
- Snow Maiden, stop crying, you'll smudge your mascara...

Кто состоянием своим доволен, тому жить весело. (с)Алекса́ндр Васи́льевич Суво́ров
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#173
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Well, if everything is in place, Santa Claus is here, Snow Maiden is here, then we can begin!... Shots rang out – the corks popped out of all the champagne bottles.
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#174
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And then I show up and ruin everything – instead of champagne, there’s a pneumatic rifle, and it’s May outside.
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#175
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"Why does this dwarf always have bad luck?" - *Volke remarked, emerging from the mud and munching on chocolate bars (white ones!)*
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#176
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- Which one of you has the bigger gun? - Arandor jokingly remarked.

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Sadis, you'll be a ghost!

Be strong. Believe
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#177
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“Let’s put the pneumatic rifle here, in the corner, and this old calendar from 1987, opened to May, we’ll throw in the trash…”
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The Kalashnikov is cool. And, of course, it will be much more effective in combat than a revolver, but still ;)

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