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)))) Want to talk about it?

I'm afraid even you wouldn't be able to handle my diagnosis)))

Oh, I sure can! There was a thread about this somewhere. I think only one person surpassed me, but I don't remember who.

So, Siver, how much juice do you have left?))

No, what is this male chauvinism? Yes, we... Yes, we... Just give us a chance, and we'll tear that topic to shreds.

Yes... you just need something to tear apart, and you'll rip it to pieces... Cruel women))

From that very thread.

Vegtam 195
Siverfale 192
Das letzte Einhorn 191
TWELF 12 190
Vayshan 189
Wesker 183
Kash 180-182
Maggot 180-182
Amaranth 180-182
WisTrit 179
ValgallaWolf 178
Arandor 175
Major Vikhr 164

Alex, here it is. But the data might be outdated...

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What "Sen" is Arandor talking about?))

Alex, here you go. But the data might be outdated...

Damn, he's surpassed me, you jerk!))) I only have 194...

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[/U]Veg, write down the requirements for Grandfather Frost.

Grandfather Frost
Old Man
Tall, thin, but strong
Stern, majestic, not smiling
Long, thick, gray, and wind-tousled beard and hair
Wearing an old Russian boyar hat
Wearing a long coat down to his feet, usually blue or silver, but red is also acceptable
Pants are usually hidden under the coat; they are rarely seen, but Grandfather Frost's linen pants and shirt are white or decorated with white ornaments
Wearing a wide belt
Embroidered mittens
No glasses
Leaning on a long, silver staff
Wearing felt boots or leather boots
Arrives in a sleigh pulled by a team of three horses
His homeland and place of residence are not clearly defined (possibly the North Pole, Veliky Ustyug, etc.)
He is usually accompanied by Snegurochka, who is his granddaughter
He enters through the door and hands out gifts in person – often after the children call him three times; otherwise, he secretly places them under the Christmas tree or in a boot on New Year's Eve
(From Wikipedia)

Veg! And here's your Santa Claus, she replied))) It fits perfectly!
I'll go look for some bigger boots... for the laptop)))

Phew, he finally hid that terrible hairstyle. True, his face is still unsettling.

He wears a wide belt

Damn, I don't have a very wide one, I'm not a grandpa(((

Santa Claus (Update)
Old man
Tall, muscular guy.
Stern, imposing, unsmiling, fearsome.
Long, thick, light-colored beard and hair, tousled by the wind, hidden under a black bandana.
Wearing a black bandana with a skull pattern.
Wearing a leather jacket, usually black.
Black t-shirt, pants in a forest camouflage color.
Wears a wide, spiked leather belt.
Leather mittens.
Black teardrop sunglasses.
Leans on a baseball bat.
Wears boots with 18 eyelets.
Arrives on a Harley Davidson.
His origin and place of residence are not clearly defined (possibly the state of Texas, Arlington).
He is usually accompanied by Snow Maiden, who is his girlfriend.
He breaks down the door and personally delivers a beating to the face – often after the children have beaten him three times; otherwise, he secretly poops under the Christmas tree or in a boot on New Year's Eve.
(Directly from me)

Hmm... the guy is willing to sell a bass, that's cool). Although, we should check it out first...
The downside is that my friend and I wanted to go together, but this guy says to come tomorrow.

Wesker! Are you talking about Santa Claus, Ivan Poddubny, or Dmitry Nagiyev?

Vesker! Are you talking about Santa Claus, Ivan Poddubny, or Dmitry Nagiyev?

It's clearly stated at the very beginning of the post.

We need to let Vega know that we’ve already found a grandfather for his Snow Maiden.

It's clearly stated at the very beginning of the post ;)

So, it's still about Nikolai Valuev :)

Yeah, well, Valuev has a different style...

Well, tomorrow I'm going to meet him... but he's a bit strange, he wants me to come specifically tomorrow and preferably without a friend.

Hooray, the Arandorians will be defeated and scattered!
And robbed! ^^