Skip to content

Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

4.3 (23 ratings)
Closed
What shall we name the establishment?
28 voters
Single choice Public votes
This poll is closed.
“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
Another option (specify in the subject line)
17.9% 5 votes
User Avatar
#16179
Auto-translated
Oh, you who are darker than twilight, you who are redder than flowing blood. In your name, buried in the depths of time, I swear allegiance to the darkness. Let those madmen who oppose us be destroyed by our combined power! Drago... *Neyra was already preparing, in anger, to finish the powerful "Dragoslave" spell, which would destroy the entire haven, possibly including its inhabitants, but the lizard reacted in time and covered her mouth, after which he simply hit the wolf with a mop.
Графомания путешественника
User Avatar
#16180
Auto-translated
*Luke chased Volke and Yaschorka away, sat on the couch, I transformed into my animal form, and he scratched me behind the ear.*)))))))))))))))))):smile04:
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
User Avatar
#16181
Auto-translated
Why is the Lizardman hitting me with a mop? oO I took the mop, hit Neira to knock her out, and continued searching))) Roared at Loki, and he ran away ==rr
User Avatar
#16183
Auto-translated
Volke, Loki ran away, but Luke stayed; he isn't afraid of any shaggy, overgrown dogs. No, Revanka, THAT is not Luke!
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
User Avatar
#16184
Auto-translated
It's the Devil himself...)))

Added 1 minute ago
Luke opened it, peeked inside, shoved Kosh in there, and closed it)
Now we need to get rid of Lizarde)).
User Avatar
#16185
Auto-translated
*Enters with a syringe full of some dubious substance and smiles mysteriously.*
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
User Avatar
#16186
Auto-translated
Luke doesn't like that some wolves are opening and closing him!

Oh my god, a maniac doctor has arrived O_o *hid behind Luke, who also felt uncomfortable*.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
User Avatar
#16187
Auto-translated
Fellow sufferers, shall we perform an enema?
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
User Avatar
#16188
Auto-translated
He picked it up (the mop, that is), hit Neira to knock her out, then continued searching.
Naturally, he didn't succeed. Neira hit him with a frying pan, then unleashed 15 fireballs on him (all of them hit, after which he had no chance of waking up!!), then borrowed Banhammer from Koshi, who was too engrossed with Luke and had forgotten everything else, and used it to stun the wolf. After all that, she summoned the lizard with his mop and asked it to kick the wolf and beat it with the mop, and then tie it to a chair so that it wouldn't bother anyone else. In return, Neira offered to cook something for him on her "sacred frying pan." And he readily agreed!
Графомания путешественника
User Avatar
#16189
Auto-translated
Yes, Luke). And fall into the люк yourself). You should all just leave.
User Avatar
#16190
Auto-translated
AAAAA, but no enemas! *Luke and I climbed a birch tree to get some apples.*
Then, I borrowed Koshi's banhammer, as she was too engrossed with Luke and forgot about everything else, and used it to stun the wolf.
I just said that the banhammer is attached to me, and you can only borrow it together with me :р
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
In reply to Нэйко
User Avatar
#16191
Auto-translated
Neira Drake
Naturally, he didn't succeed. Neira hit him with a frying pan, then unleashed 15 fireballs on him (all hit, after which he had no chance of waking up!!), then borrowed Kosha's banhammer, who was too engrossed with Luke and forgot about everything, and used it to stun the wolf. And after all that, she summoned the lizard with its mop and asked it to kick the wolf and beat it with the mop, and then tie it to a chair so that it wouldn't bother anyone else. In return, Neira offered to cook something for him on her "sacred frying pan." And he immediately agreed!
... Neira told everyone about her dream when she woke up))
*turned it off again*

Added after 43 seconds
Yes, and Kosha is into Luke)))
User Avatar
#16192
Auto-translated
*Observes the scene: Kosha climbs onto the nightstand, Neyra makes an imaginary wolf cook something on a portable stove, and Volk watches all this and laughs.*
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
User Avatar
#16193
Auto-translated
I'm not Luke, Luke and I are hiding from enemas in a birch tree, and we're eating apples from that birch tree!
Freud, what a bedside table, I'm in a birch tree!
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕