Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

*looked at Neira and, with the screams of a rhesus macaque during mating season, ran after Volk with a banhammer.*

and is it painful or is it fun again?))))

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I slammed the door on Kosh, took his banhammer) Now I'm going to duel with Neira).

*but then a lizard pops up with a glint in its eyes, courage in its heart, and a mop in its hand:smile04: now I'm going to teach someone furry and fangy a lesson! :smile08:*

You can’t take my banhammer away from me. It transforms from crystal, and the crystal is attached to the bracelet :р

*suddenly received a frying pan to the face from Neyra, after which he fell, dropped his banhammer, which hit him right on the head, and then lost consciousness.* The duel is over! I'm going to watch Rubak now. *with complete indifference, she turned on her anime, while Volke lay there, not understanding anything, like a complete noob.*

Kosh, I took off the bracelet =P
Liz, thanks for helping me defeat Neira with Kosh!)))

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Not so fast, Neira))

Suddenly received from Neira...

a bag of cookies and gave her a Banhammer to the face))

You won't be able to take this bracelet off me; it fits snugly on my wrist. And don't ask me how I put it on; I just appeared with it on :р

You couldn't possibly wield the Banhammer; you weren't strong enough to hold it (only those who are at least half-dragon can wield it).
*At this point, the enraged wolf was about to kill Ney, but she quickly flicked her finger and cast a spell.* Fireball! Now you can lie down peacefully and stop bothering me while I watch anime. *After that, she continued watching Rubak with complete indifference.*

okay, I took the banhammer with Kosha attached to it and went to get a bag of cookies)

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Well, they gave me cookies! I took Kosha and threw it, lol. I hit Neira in the eye.

*In the dark room where Ney was watching Rubak, a noise was heard, and she suddenly felt someone press the butt of a rifle against her back. - Hands on the wall, this is the police! Sergeant Wolke, quickly search her! Damn, wait, hold the mop... let me feel her up instead :smile04: *

Where?! WHERE?! HOW?! AAAAAAAA! But Luke is right there! Why are you dragging me away from Luke?! *hit Wolf with a banhammer and went to stare at Luke*

No way, go away with your mop)) it might still be useful to us, lol
I'll search it myself)

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Kosh clung to the computer, from which Locki's face was sticking out, and I threw Kosh with the computer at Neyre's eye)))

Hold on, let's call Luke to search Drakkosha; she'll be happy.

*finally dealt with the Wolf, transformed the banhammer into a crystal so that various wolves wouldn't attack it, and went back to watching Star Wars.*

Don't you dare try to lure Luke away! *she summoned Luke herself, cuddled him, exchanged a few words, and he took the lightsaber and, with a menacing look, went to the Wolf and the Lizard.*

*And Lizard went to finish watching the movie "Bridge to Terabithia" :3*

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Damn >< I'd rather stay, the ending is sad.