Risa, upset, ate a lot of them.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
New here? I'm Roha — want a quick tour?

Let me take a look! And I'll know it too.


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Aquarius
Cynical Bastard. Honorable 2nd place. Will do something nasty just to laugh at your suffering. He has a congenital heart defect - that is, the absence of a (heart).
Excuses: "Ha-ha".
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Scorpio is a principled jerk. The principles themselves can be anything; that's not the point. From his cumbersome and hard-to-understand point of view, you have violated some prohibition and must be punished. He considers himself an instrument of Justice (with a capital letter).
Excuses: none. And a haughtily raised chin.
Taurus
Calculating Bastard. The complete opposite of Aries. You don't even need to ask, "Do you know what you're doing?" He definitely does. He's already calculated where to strike to cause the most pain.
Excuses: "You deserved it."

Capricorn
A limited jerk. Indifference of Taurus + egoism of Leo + his personal, unique stupidity. And greed as a seasoning.
Excuses: "It just happened."
Sometimes, this advantage can also have negative aspects. Because of my long legs, they called me "long-tongued" in elementary school. : (