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Good morning, and may it be a happy one!
My dad woke me up very loudly for breakfast. I woke up, said I was still sleeping and asked him not to disturb me, but I couldn't fall back asleep. Instead, I downloaded another video that my phone couldn't play. I got upset and went to eat. When I got to the kitchen, there was nothing left. I thought, maybe my dad ate my breakfast? But they (those evil parents) decided that I was still sleeping and thought to wake me up half an hour later, but that didn't happen.
Oh, where is the monument?

Well, Volke is a complete loser. (P.S. Where is the report? :P)

I was the first to ask!))

I had a good morning, but now I have a huge workload that's weighing me down.

don’t bother picking it up.

Damn, you guys are early, my workday is already over, and it’s only morning for all of you.

by the way, we're recruiting for the clan! all interested players, submit your applications through the panel, and you'll be accepted (or maybe not :P)
P.S. there are no obligations.

Damn! >< the post can't be fixed, and I made a mistake! :smile05:
I need to take a vacation :cool:

Well, what can I say, it's not a problem for me) I haven't tried it ten times, only with Sam (ran out of pens), got hooked on this phenomenal drug, it's so good!

P.S. I'm going to buy twenty more pens).

20 Phoenixes? Is he some kind of a big shot? Find and destroy him.

Yeah, you've been searching for days to kill and fly away on my ship to CD.
So, where's the monument?

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It's quite expensive, and I have to fix the electricity after each time (but I don't feel like it, I'm buying a new mansion and that's it).

go to the toilet and make a monument to yourself.

P.S. I haven't looked for you yet, and do I even want to kill you? I just wanted to save you from tyranny... although killing you would also save you, but... never mind, I'll decide when the time comes.

I'm going to the store now, maybe there's something interesting there, and I'll take a walk at the same time... and I'll buy a TV.

I've been in your world for too long... I need to go back to my own.

Ar, it's a monument to you, so I'll go to the bathroom and build it.

Who wants to help me solve a problem about nuclear decay?

you wanted something, but I can make it myself :P I'll make it out of leaves... by the way, I recently had an idea to decorate clothes with maple leaves – it would look beautiful.