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...the rope breaks, you fall, and hit a stool with your most sensitive spot (yes, I'm a sadist).
Another "just want to get to know you" wonder knocks on my ICQ, and I'm thinking about how to send them away...

Another "just want to get to know you" wonder knocks on my ICQ, and I'm thinking about how to send them away...

While I'm pondering, the wonder manages to tell me absolutely everything about themselves and sends me away three times (yes, a turbo-reactive wonder)

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I'm sitting on a bench and doing nothing...

...Here, a squirrel from the Ice Age, the necromancer Sandro, and a wardrobe appear, and they all cheerfully persuade you to go to the casting for House-3.
I hide the remaining stash of cannabis under the bed...

I'm hiding the remaining stash of cannabis under the bed...

The gremlin hiding under the bed vehemently refuses to accept the remaining stash of cannabis. And besides, the space under the bed is already occupied by someone else's stash of hashish and opium...

I was walking down the street at night, a car splashed me with water from a puddle, my girlfriend called and said she was breaking up with me, I was beaten up by thugs who stole my phone, I got to my house - and there was a fire... *trying to come up with a situation where nothing worse could happen*

0 Russia - Germany 1 | Match finished.
1 Ukraine - England 0 | First half finished.

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there's still the second half to come ;) (actually, it's already over, but it hasn't started yet))

I'm eating in the cafeteria O_O

...then the teacher comes along and snatches all the food right from under my nose.
I'm drinking tea at home, all alone...

I'm drinking tea at home, alone...

The tea is cold and tasteless, and it's also from last year.
I'm taking apart a digital camera that was given to me as a gift...

...Right here, your pet jumped on them, and almost all of them became unusable due to falling from a meter's height onto the hard floor.
I'm attacking Arandor...

I'm attacking Arandor...

But he doesn't even flinch. It's like a massage.
I'm looking for little dragons...

Kosh, is this chronic hatred towards me? What did I do today?

Kosha, chronic hatred towards me? What did I do today?

If it were hatred, I would just ignore you :3

...but they only appear on Salidere (I'm not a dragon according to my own theory, it's a long story about what I was thinking), and it takes a very long time to fly there.
I'm hitting Arandor with a hefty warhammer...

Does hitting mean loving? :O

Kosha, is this chronic hatred towards me? What did I do today?

Perhaps the very fact of your existence as Arandor is a valid reason for her to want to decapitate you...:smile40:

I think I know what's going on... or rather, I'm pondering the reason for such close attention to me).