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To buy an axe and eat apples, just go to a hunting store and buy an axe there, and then visit a grocery store with it and stuff yourself with free apples:smile04:
Нэйко
Posts from "In order to... it is necessary."
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Arandor
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to go to the store and get a bunch of FREE apples, you need to threaten the sellers with a previously purchased axe.
Be strong. Believe
Нэйко
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To threaten the merchants with your axe, you should first make sure that he won't be able to contact the police :D
Arandor
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to make sure, and to see if he can contact the police, you need to cut off the seller's hands, then he definitely won't be able to.
Be strong. Believe
Нэйко
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and what if he screams? Ooh
to cut off the seller's hands, you need to be a malicious monster))
to cut off the seller's hands, you need to be a malicious monster))
WhiteLizard
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To be a complete jerk, you have to tell unfortunate schoolchildren about the Heiberger-Lootsma curve at eight in the morning:smile04:
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Драккошка
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To talk to unfortunate schoolchildren about the Heiberger-Lootsma curve at eight in the morning, you need to be unafraid of a whole host of curses directed at your head and other body parts.
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
Нэйко
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To avoid being afraid of a multitude of curses affecting every part of your body, you need to lose them before the morning lecture ;)
Драккошка
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To lose all your body parts before the morning lecture, you need to jump into a cement mixer).
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
Elcidere
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To jump into a concrete mixer, you need to be the director of this concrete construction plant.
Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг
клан "Vampires"
P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...
AlexSpl
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To become the factory director, you need approval from the higher-ups.
Драккошка
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To get approval from the guys at the top, you need to pay them well.
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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Elcidere
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To get rich, you need to rob a pyramid.
Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг
клан "Vampires"
P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...
Arandor
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to rob the pyramid, you need to be an archaeologist or be on their team).
Be strong. Believe
Imaris
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Does anyone want to try and implement everything described in this thread? OO
To be an archaeologist and part of their team, you need to proudly hold a shovel above your head.
To be an archaeologist and part of their team, you need to proudly hold a shovel above your head.