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To find a groom (or a bride with unconventional preferences), you can spend some time living in a dormitory.
Kash
Posts from "In order to... it is necessary."
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To live in a dorm for a while, you need to enroll in a university.
А, вот почему.
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Kash
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There are many ways to get into university. For example, you could get a job there as a night watchman.
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To get a job as a night watchman there, you need to be Schwarzenegger.
А, вот почему.
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Kash
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To be Schwarzenegger, you need to be born in Austria (although I'm not sure exactly where, but it seems so), star in action movies, then work out hard, then star in action movies again, don't drink vodka, don't live in a dorm, and also become the governor of California, oo.
To be Schwarzenegger, you need to be born in Austria (although I'm not sure exactly where, but it seems so), star in action movies, then work out hard, then star in action movies again, don't drink vodka, don't live in a dorm, and also become the governor of California, oo.
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star in action movies, then work out hard.
Kash
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If my memory serves me right, Schwarzenegger was extremely unhappy with how he looked in his first action movie; I don't remember which one it was. He said something like, "damn, what a scrawny guy, it's awful."
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To be able to do all of this, there needs to be nothing else to do.
А, вот почему.
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so there's nothing else to do, I should pretend to be sick and not go to school :smile04: (what?? I don't usually do that, it's just that they assigned so much homework for today))
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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To pretend to be sick and skip school, you need to convince your parents to write an excuse note.
А, вот почему.
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Kash
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To convince your parents to write an excuse note, you need to promise to be a good kid. 0:-)
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To promise to behave, you need to practice the "Shrek" cat's look.
А, вот почему.
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Нэйко
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To practice the cat's gaze from "Shrek," you need to be kawaii.
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To be kawaii, you need to have big eyes.
А, вот почему.
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Нэйко
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To have big eyes (like these: smile07:), you need to constantly watch horror movies :D