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Sauronych - Tolkienists
Unshaven faces walked across the meadow
With a stick in their hand and a bottle in their pocket
Tolkienists, Tolkienists!
Their gaze is deadly, and their appearance is terrifying,
Each of them is sexually dangerous
Tolkienists, Tolkienists!
A bunch of metal is sewn onto rags,
Everything is made of metal: underwear and gloves!
Tolkienists, Tolkienists!
Their faces are covered with a holey bucket,
You can't break through them with a paper bolt!
Tolkienists, Tolkienists!
They huddled together and rushed into battle,
Who will stop such an attack?
Tolkienists, Tolkienists!
But then they encountered an obstacle:
Their path is blocked by an impassable rope
Tolkienists, Tolkienists!
They all turned around and saw a DRAGON:
A little boy threatens with a fireball
Tolkienists, Tolkienists!
They just left the boy with a bloody nose
The master rewarded him with diarrhea for the dirt
Tolkienists, Tolkienists!
Such guys wander through the forest,
A psychiatrist in the city cries for them
Tolkienists, Tolkienists!