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The world is mundane without elves, They are sorely missed here -
only morons love elves. They are lazy. In fantasy, people always achieved everything through hard work and blood. But their short lifespan, compared to long-eared races, forces them to live their lives intensely. Of course, I'm not talking about the common folk, like peasants. But what about elves? In every fantasy, they indulge in luxury. They live their long lives in a dreary way, fornicating and getting drunk on wine, and composing little songs. They don't do anything useful. Even Tolkien, despite all his weirdness, gave them a couple of flaws. He himself said that elves are lazy and idle bastards. They can't even make their own wine – they order it from humans. They don't know how. Clumsy. Long and slender, clumsy elven hands. Growing out of a toned, skinny elven ass. Yeah, and they are also extremely boring. Finwë, Tinuviël, prophecies, the legend of the goddess of flowers, Itlimë, Faragost, and all that crap. The same template over and over. Prophecies, boring songs about the love of a human(!) and an elf – farewell (c)
Arandor
