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I took a gay test and it turns out I'm 23% gay.
Not enough, right?)) I don't know, the questions were kind of weird.

I thought it would be 75% (or even more)) :smile04:

23% is still something.

We used to scare girls back in the day with fishing lures, specifically a fake fly. At first glance, it's almost indistinguishable from a real fly. Something like this:

- Give me your hand.
- Why?
- Just give it, please!
- Okay...

Then, you put the fake fly in their hand, and you hear the girl scream and you laugh :) But you have to be careful about choosing your victim, because you never know, you might end up getting punched in the face))

PS I think it was in ninth grade.

Liz, come on, Lock only scored 2% less than me.

Back in the day, we used to scare girls with fishing lures, specifically a fake fly. At first glance, it was indistinguishable from a real fly. Something like this:

My sister and I received the exact same ones as a gift from our grandfather :) (he's been a fisherman since childhood).

It’s much more fun to throw these flies into soup; you’ll get a lot more screaming:D

by the way, you can take a color test on my VKontakte page
P.S. you don't have to add me as a friend

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I've taken it several times, and the results change slightly. The last time, it was this:

Wants to make a good impression, be recognized, needs confirmation and encouragement of their own successes. Sensitive and easily hurt if they don't show signs of personal attention or express recognition.

Since expectations remain unfulfilled, they believe that they are being prevented from actively expressing themselves. Because of this, they are irritable and dissatisfied.

Doesn't allow themselves to become intimately involved without mental reservations in order to justify themselves.

Physiological interpretation: lack of attention to the body's needs, suppression of physical or sexual desires.

Psychological interpretation: perceives the present as a temporary, transitional state. Ambitiously hopes that with certain efforts and great diligence, they will be able to advance. To achieve their goal, they are willing to give up satisfying their physical needs. They want to become lucky, lead a more interesting and solid lifestyle, and gain recognition. Sometimes they don't maintain proper distance, interfere in other people's affairs, and express their opinion unnecessarily.

In short: lack of recognition.

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P.S. I'm a white crab

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and yesterday they took my fingerprints 100500 times from each finger

Ar, use this as your avatar:smile20:

ViH, where's the beard? (although I can draw it myself, I already have experience)) but he looks too simple and kind.
P.S. I think there was an artwork where an evil crab crawled out of a cave and attacked people.

Crabe found himself a beautiful girl!



Crabe is indignant!



Crabe is improvising!



Then something from this :smile15:

Oh my god, the first two crabs are terrible! But the last one is good, especially with the crown. And I am the king of flooding the chat :P

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But I suspect that it's a crab with cancer. And cancer is the enemy of crabs.

Actually, Ara looks most like the first three: :smile04: (especially the one with the girl :D)... but the last one doesn't suit you: P... it has a crown and looks more cheerful than you: :smile04:

exactly, he has a crown and is kind, so he looks like me.

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your main goal is to offend, and whether you tell the truth or utter nonsense, it doesn't matter, right?

Vikh, the first one with the girl has tentacles too:D =-O Today I went to school, it was like a reunion, all the old friends gathered) but now we have a problem :( the lessons will be 45 minutes long, and we have to come to school at 8 am instead of 8:20 am :( We'll have to overthrow the new principal and burn him at the stake :smile04:

we always had 45-minute lessons, maybe only in the 1st grade it was 30 minutes)) and we started at 8:00, and then maybe at 8:30... or maybe it was college, I don't remember x)