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#580
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To know his number and be able to talk to him, you need to be a grandma-Batman:cool:

Yes, I watched a comedy yesterday =р

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#581
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to be a grandma-Batman (or not a Batman grandma?), you need to be rich, strong, and... well, that will never happen.

P.S. To get a conversation with a PR person, you need to be very persistent, right?

Be strong. Believe
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#582
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To be rich, strong, and..., you need to be at least a woman.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#584
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i.e., if they don't "try" hard enough, do they turn into boys?

Be strong. Believe
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#586
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so that your parents try their best during... :O, we need beer and a couple of horny teenagers :smile04:

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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Neira Drake
To be a woman, your parents need to put in a good effort during... :O
So, if everyone were diligent, humanity would have gone extinct long ago (only girls would be born) :cool:
You need beer and a couple of horny teenagers.
To have beer and be one of those horny teenagers, you need your parents to not put in effort again. But this time, at the stage of upbringing.
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#588
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even if the parents try again, it is necessary to remove all suspicious tapes from them.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#589
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it's virtually impossible to remove all suspicious cassettes from them, but you can lock them in the bathroom; that makes it easier.
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#590
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To lock the parents in the bathroom, you need to use force.
#591
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To wield power, you must possess it.
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#592
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To be strong, you don't need to be smart, lol.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#593
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to not be smart, you need the old, evil Cthulhu to mess with your brain).
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#594
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in order for the old, evil Cthulhu to appear in Moscow, you need to believe in him...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.