"Deutsche Zeitung". Issue 4."Crude Matter" Declassified.Unfortunately, we didn't have time to cover this fact yesterday, but as we learned, the origin of the "large piece of crude matter" found in
Kash's attic has been definitively established – it is nothing more than a former parachute canopy! Bravo to our valiant investigative bodies! Germany is proud of you! Soon, all anti-German elements within headquarters will be identified and eliminated.
A Fatal Mystery.A strange tragic event occurred under the windows of
Neira Drake. This morning, a random passerby stumbled upon the body of
Gur. After carefully searching the scene, investigators found only a Russian-language calendar sheet with a so-called "children's page" and a poem by Korney Chukovsky in the pocket of the deceased:
They flew to the raspberries,
They wanted to peck at them,
But they saw a monster
And quickly left the garden.
And the monster sits on a stick
With a beard made of a washcloth.
Someone has already written in German on this sheet: "You have a long way to go before you become Matrosov, you fascist creature!"
The cautious were not saved...One more crystal-clear honest person is gone. This time,
Arandor perished. Ironically, his excessive caution let him down: he had recently developed a bad habit of looking through the keyhole before opening the door for guests. Apparently, someone knocked at night – as a result, our unfortunate fellow lost not only his eye but also his life. Something long and sharp entered his brain quite deeply. The guest, as they say, left without saying goodbye. The blood that flowed out from under the door mixed with the ashes of his cigarette. Nothing more. But a minute later, another individual in a military uniform descended from the upper landing, apparently he witnessed this crime.
A Date Ruined.Neira Drake looked very upset, as she was rudely prevented from going on a date with her soulmate (according to her). And she was asked about something very impolitely all night long.
Down with Drunkenness!Amaranth showed up to work "under the influence." In response to his colleagues' mocking remarks: "Why is he so drunk – beer or schnapps?" he invariably replied: "The purest alcohol!" and winked. Where is his immediate supervisor looking?
Day 4.Living in the city:
1. Amaranth.
2. HoM[M]ie.
5. Kyle.
6. Lu41k.
7. ZYbr.
12. Rift.
13. Ulrik.
14. SteN.
15. Neira Drake.
18. Major Vikhr.
20. Hermit.
Dead:
19. WisTrit
8. nik312.
16. WhiteLizard.
4. Kash.
10. Tengro.
17. Ple-sen.
9. WishmasteR
3. Gur.
11. Arandor.