Break it. Auto-translated

...And then David Blaine appears in an embroidered shirt and turns you into a Ukrainian nationalist.
I'm looking for Hitler's diagnosis...

... it was found and burned a long time ago, along with its owner %)

I'm fixing the column.

Wow! It was like being struck by lightning!

I'm going to the military recruitment office...

That's not good! x( If he were moving, it would still be okay, but as it is, it's a complete disaster...

I'm hunting...

on the purple caterpillars of the city fountain %)

I am looking for the truth...

but you only see lies...

I'm calling...

into a broken ringtone xD

I'm leaving...

...found only orange frogs in it...

I sweep away everything in my path...

...And you start to realize that everything you've already destroyed, you won't be able to restore.

I look out the window...

and there's nothing there, Lizarde cleared everything out (

I'm looking for Lizarde to...
give him a piece of my mind)

to pay one's debt.

It's hot... I'm drinking kvass.

and it was from a barrel with worms =\ no, seriously, I saw it on TV... there are these yellow carts with kvass on the street, right? well, they checked one, and it turned out to be some kind of garbage, with worms and stuff floating around... maybe it's old and not cleaned, or maybe the kvass is just bad, I don't know.
anyway, don't drink street kvass, you'll be better off! :D

I'm taking a shower... :O

.... with rusty cold water

Drinking the last packet of tea..

for the third time. And the kvass isn't from a barrel.

I have nothing to do, I'm just being lazy and enjoying myself.

...that's why I decided to go and have a drink of that sour kvass %)

I'm running around in the rain...