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to be able to forge iron, you need to be an all-rounder.

to be an all-rounder, you don't need much; it's enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

to end up in the wrong place at the wrong time, you need to go for a walk with strangers :smile24:

To go out and socialize with attractive girls looking for a handsome, kind, and intelligent (hmm!) guy, you need to have the confidence of a Minotaur:smile10:

To possess the confidence of a Minotaur, one needs to spend several years practicing bodybuilding and hand-to-hand combat, and also have a Desert Eagle .50 AE caliber pistol on hand.

To dedicate several years to bodybuilding and hand-to-hand combat, and also have a dessert on hand, you need to stop writing pointless and repetitive posts and, again, get rid of the computer.

To get rid of the computer, you need to find a window (so you have somewhere to throw it). P.S. Instructions for finding a window for avid internet surfers: Step 1: Face North. North is determined by the moss, branches, and anthill. Carefully look at where the moss is thickest, count the branches; on the side with more branches, South is located, and everything else is North (convenient, right?). If the number of branches is the same, no matter which way you turn, close all adult websites and repeat the count. If that doesn't help or there are no branches at all, carefully look around for an anthill. On the side where the ants are sunbathing, growing grapes, and tomatoes, South is located; on the side where the ants are drinking vodka, gathering firewood, and extracting oil, North is located. If you can't find an anthill, don't despair, and immediately proceed to step 2. Step 2: Orientation by local objects The most characteristic object in the apartment is undoubtedly the refrigerator. Not only master athletes but also strong first-class internet surfers can find the refrigerator with their eyes closed in 3-4 minutes. So, close your eyes, trust your inner voice, and slowly move forward. Along the way, you will encounter doors. Doors are classified by type and condition. By type: interior doors, refrigerator doors, and windows. By condition: open and closed. The latter are the most useless and unpleasant. Attention! The secret of mastery: if you open a door and the light comes on, then it's the refrigerator! Carefully look around; as a rule, somewhere nearby is a door of the "window" type. A special feature: through this door, if the situation is not completely hopeless, you can see what's beyond. If you find a window, stop; there's no need to go any further. P.P.S. While writing this post, Affto-o-rnahOdilsvzdvrrrafomUMEitresssV-o-o-ypamyati

To follow this killer guide, you need to be an extreme hardcore gamer. Who will write a guide on "how to become a hardcore gamer"? xD

To become a hardcore gamer, you need to eliminate communication with women from your life, spend all your time at the computer, and... wait... wait... wait for her to come to you?:smile32:

To avoid communicating with a woman and wait for her to come to you, you need to... :O how can you do without us?)) you just need to communicate with us more often.

To communicate with women more often, you need to understand them well.

to understand them well, you need to communicate with me :smile04: (I understand them a little, although they are still a mystery to me...)

To communicate with you, it's best to have a weapon on hand, just in case %) I love riddles)

to have it, you need to go to America (it's easy to buy there).

to travel to America, you need a lot of money!!