Posts from A rhyming poem (GAME). Auto-translated

He went for a walk
With a sharpened scythe

He looked and smiled
Searching for a victim...

With burning eyes,
But a voice sounded from behind.

of course, don't believe me
but I would...

of course, don't believe me
but I would... ...

... in your place
I would trade a scythe for a bottle
And drink 200 grams.

Ah, I must confess
I am one of those who don't drink
not that I'm lazy
it's just a pity I'm poor.

Then I'll treat you.
Take as much as you want.
I'll hold the scythe for you.
Just don't get distracted.

I haven't seen you in a coffin before.
Allow me, what a delight!
What's in the first line is a joke!
Everything else is heresy!

And suddenly the scythe flashed, and the skull rolled away...
The maniac was cleverly tricked, and I got over my hangover!

It all started beautifully, so sweetly, so poetically,
But it ended in a farce. How about we play darts instead?

No, I won't play, excuse me!
Because I hate darts!
Let's play cards instead,
I don't see any opponents...

My mom doesn't let me play card games.
Don't judge the guy; even at 26, people can be like that.

Well, maps are out of the question, and there's no fun to be had with chess.
Besides, I'm suffering from a terrible hangover.

I see no reason to be sad,
Leave all doubts behind,
After all, you don't have to drink,
To radiate joy!

I will show you a wondrous land
Breathing in the darkness of night, yet illuminated by day,
Where everything blooms and glows with fire,
And thoughts once again stir the strings...

“Brothers, you alcoholics, be silent,
Now you will all find yourselves in an unseen land!
In the darkness, day breathes and glows with fire,
And everything will flourish as soon as we take a swig!”

The drunkards replied:
“Better to keep drinking!
Than to end up in your wondrous land
while high!”

After drinking 100 bottles of champagne, the Buchariki came back to life.
They took out checkers, chess, and continued drinking vodka.
And they had fun for a long time, and cried like children,
And kissed women! Suddenly, a white Yeti appeared...