Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...to grasp the unexplainable, to embrace the ungraspable, and you realize that the length of your arms is not enough.
Preparing for the weekend...

but you didn't have time to fully prepare your program for lying on the couch. How will you relax now??!!
I predict the future...

...and while you're predicting it, it's already happening.
I'm burning at the stake...

....You're doing well, burning out successfully :)

I'm just chilling.

...in a toilet filled with acid!!! in the blue sea full of scary fish.

I am having a conversation over tea...

your interlocutor bans you for excessive consumption of the aforementioned tea.
I'm looking for a way...

...to Charon's boat, but I don't have any coins. But it was so much fun hanging out with friends and having a few beers...

I'm peeking beyond the boundaries of trust...

...and one day, believing that you possess something you fear to lose, you become overly confident and step too far across that fragile line, falling into the abyss of oblivion and eternal dreams... and the shards of shattered innocence rain down on your heart like crystal...

I'm walking through the park...

....But then ASR appears... but with her... some "guy". You run up and start hitting him, and suddenly it turns out it's Brad Pitt! Of course, he gives you a **-*** :D
gasoline with a cucumber - tomorrow, perhaps....

He gives you **-***

A chance to easily show off in front of ASR; after breaking a nail, poor Brady runs to his mom in tears, and we are left alone with her) It's all so pathetic...

gasoline with a cucumber - tomorrow...

Chuck Norris is clearly better than you; for him, aldehyde polyurethane with dumplings is a common thing...

I'm lazily browsing the internet...

...stumbled upon a bug. Closed the bug, found a bug, another bug, a bug, bugbugbug. And spam, spam, spam.

Mixing two ointments...

...toothache and hemorrhoids, what else can I spread on the sandwich – there’s no butter.
I’m struggling with doubts...

...overcame it, and finally ate his socks.

I'm suffering from the pain...

...then a good knight comes and takes away both your pain and your life:)
I'm clearing the snow...

...from the slide, but then kids run up and hit you with shovels a hundred times!

I'm running...