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Hmm... I just felt like playing a little game. :)
Basically, the goal of the game is to come up with funny poems. The main thing is that they should rhyme, be funny, and have some logic (even if just a little bit).

Game rules:
One person writes a phrase, the next person continues (also writes something short, in rhyme, and preferably funny), then the third, and so on. This way, a poem will be created (maybe a little rhyme).
I'm just not sure whether it's better to write one big poem or poems of 4-8 lines? Or will it be decided spontaneously, when the plot of the poem approaches a logical conclusion?

Forbidden:
1. Writing more than one line
2. Writing off-topic (I will monitor this myself!)
And anything else that I come up with during the game. :)

P.S. Al starts.

Let's do this properly, everyone writes two lines, but the lines shouldn't rhyme with each other. That will be better.
I'll start:

I was chosen as the king of poets
To the envy of the boring mosquito.

I serve as a weaver of verses,
To the delight of silly children...

Personally, I don't mind, but it would be a different game.

I'm a regular at the restrooms
That are hidden in the courtyard.

I'll be there until summer,
Although, maybe I'll get bored...
Х))))

I will be there until summer,
Although, perhaps, I will get bored...

While I am looking for advice in my soul,
How to live on this sinful earth...

Losing myself in the rays of dawn,
I remember the arrow...

To kill those dull poets,
Who monotonously wail in the spring.

Heh, let's change the rules again, otherwise the rhyme will run out soon. Each new quatrain starts with a new rhyme, but it must be logically connected to the previous one, resulting in a long poem.
We'll consider this the logical end of the previous verse; the next one starts with a new rhyme, but whoever follows picks it up, and then a new rhyme again, and so on.

Okay, then I'll start:)

*I'm sitting at home and bored,
Dreaming of becoming president.

maybe it's "I miss it"?

I don't notice anything
I don't care about anyone around me.

In these empty dreams of power,
He forgot that there is light in the world...

My wife, Nastya, reminded me: "Vasya, hey, the light's out in the storage room!"

No, something's not right! Let's finish the previous couplet and then write our own! That is:

1st:
.... (finishes the previous one)

You cannot understand Russia with your mind,
You cannot measure it with a common yardstick... (adds his own)

2nd:
It has a special character,
You can only believe in Russia! (finishes the previous one)

..... (adds his new couplet)

Something like that, it's best to finish based on the meaning...

(WhiteLizard adds his own)
Let them denounce the vices of power,
Let them burn bridges and build anew...

Let them denounce the vices of power,
Burn the bridges, and build anew...

And may Nastya return to me!!!
So that she can give me her love.

Also, it would be nice if they
Raised my salary by a factor of two...

:D Liz, is this what you wanted? All for you.

And so that they would lower the utility bills,
So that my head wouldn't ache,

So that the role-player, who has forgotten his role,
Would once again start living, and not just playing...