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Wow! She's actually 15 already! She's getting old... :D I actually like her better as a small, cheerful girl.
Old age will be defeated by Chuck Norris, with a spinning heel kick, of course!!!
The probability that Anatoly Wasserman's hamster will develop a super-intelligence exceeding that of Anatoly Wasserman himself approaches zero (though it is not equal to zero). However, given the infinite nature of their existence, the chance that this will happen sooner or later approaches one.
O God of Earth and Altar, Bow down and hear our cry, Our earthly rulers falter, Our people drift and die, The walls of gold entomb us, The swords of scorn divide, Take not thy thunder from us, Take away our pride.