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#383
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How, exactly? Please provide more details. A **steppe smooth-scaled carp with purple stripes** will get tangled in **barbed wire seaweed**.
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Except the ones we've made
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#384
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Just let your imagination run wild!!!!11

barbed wire seaweed will fall under the onslaught of highly moral, cross-section noodles

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#385
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High-quality, cross-section vermicelli will be easily destroyed by an automatic pasta absorber :)
I'm too f*cking old
To sell my soul
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#386
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automatic pasta absorber. It will destroy Him with His Pastafarian Hand!
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#387
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All this nonsense will be destroyed by:

Nuclear explosion
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#388
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Nuclear explosion will defeat AnnaSofia, don't ask how, but I'm just curious what will defeat her?:)

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#390
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Wow! She's actually 15 already! She's getting old... :D I actually like her better as a small, cheerful girl. Old age will be defeated by Chuck Norris, with a spinning heel kick, of course!!!

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#391
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Replays... Chuck Norris will destroy... Chuck Norris!
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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Chuck Norris will be told by Anatoly Wasserman not to undertake any hostile actions.
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#393
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The probability that Anatoly Wasserman's hamster will develop a super-intelligence exceeding that of Anatoly Wasserman himself approaches zero (though it is not equal to zero). However, given the infinite nature of their existence, the chance that this will happen sooner or later approaches one.
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#394
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Even though Onotole the hamster can divide by zero, the square root of negative infinity will blow his mind.

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#395
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Google will find the square root of negative infinity!!!
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#396
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Google will be shut down for spreading mental poison.
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#397
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Mental poison is nothing compared to POISON!!1
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.