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...But heat-seeking missiles don't affect dragons; now they're in a panic, and you're their only target!1 I hunt down pathetic little humans (after all, I'm a Lizardman too :).
...Cut off a finger, started running around the room, tripped, and fell, his eye landing on the same scissors he used to cut off the finger (Cool scissors).
(...But he notices you and prepares to tear you to pieces, greedily clicking his teeth! You panic and run down the narrow corridor, and then you find 2 ways out of the situation: 1 - just jump out the window, 2 - run through the sister's room, which is covered with posters of House 2!!! And the lizard is getting closer... In confusion, you run into your sister's room, but there - oh my god! A poster of Sobchak covers the entire wall!.. And you die of a heart attack! Yes, but you could have jumped out the window, which was on the first floor :) )
...And the clock shows 45th of September, 67:98. (another heart attack :p yes, I'm cruel, but fair!!!1 :D) I'm drawing a damn still life...
...you're getting ready for the Unified State Exam in mathematics, but then a bunch of friends show up at your place, drinking beer, shouting loudly, swearing, and breaking everything... (it happens to everyone, right?) Out of anger, you kick them all out and study algebra until 2 a.m. After sleeping for only about 4 hours, you go to the math exam, but the kind teacher tells you that the exam was yesterday, and today is the literature exam! I'm making some borscht!
...But I remembered that I got the timing a bit wrong, the fantasy portal, the rocket isn't working, I quickly removed it, and saw you... I approach Revan with a new batch of Holy Water...
...and suddenly, a nuclear explosion! It's been a while since that happened :)
...but then you remember that you don't have it.
I'm laughing...
P.S. Why are so many people performing various actions with me without my knowledge? :) In particular, eating me, tearing me to pieces, etc. So many attempts, and I'm still alive :D
P.P.S. I was writing to Revan's post, but it also applies here.
Tomorrow holds no promises Except the ones we've made