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#435
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...and then the neighbor, a Necromancer with 10,000 skeletons, decided to replenish his army with your Warlock-Warrior and his followers... successfully...
I'm brushing my teeth...
А, вот почему.

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#436
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...but with a toothbrush, they fight sugar-free Orbit gum!.. ужас :)
I'm choosing...

P.S. "Plak-plak" is gone!.. The Warlock-Warrior is invincible! ;)
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#437
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...But, annoyingly, they didn't show everyone again. I'm coming to sign up for the art class... (Hopefully, it will be accurate this time).

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#438
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...but all the professors turned out to be perpetually drunk and high...
I'm proving my point to WisTrit...
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#439
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...but no one has proven him right yet :)
I'm choosing the pictures...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#441
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...and there are no pictures (The Matrix!). I'm arguing with Yanukovych...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#442
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...but he didn't like it. "Security!... they've been harassing me..." "buzz-tish"
I contemplate mountains of trivialities...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#443
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...
- I'm treating everyone to champagne!! - you tell the waiter at an expensive restaurant and show him a pile of coins.
- But, sir, there isn't even 5 rubles here!
- Why not?! I counted it, there are 5 rubles and 41 kopecks!
- I think...
- Relax, kid, you can keep the change!
Everyone around is looking at you sideways, and the girl you brought for a romantic dinner is slowly leaving...
- Wait, where are you going?! - you shout after her, - What about that expensive bouquet of flowers I gave you?!
- Don't get your hopes up, I saw you picking those daisies from the flowerbed, and then the janitor gave you a good whack!
- But wait, didn't you like my gift?
- What? You mean the bottle of beer and the hand-drawn card?! This is my worst birthday ever!!
- Don't be sad, baby, you still have an amazing night ahead of you!
- You're a pig! - she slaps you on the cheek, - We're over! - and leaves. Everyone around laughs.
- Another failure? - asks the waiter.
- Not at all, I'm just lucky!
- Okay, then at least button up your pants!
- Uh, I'm doing it on purpose... it's a fashion statement!

So, how was that? :)

I'm riding the bus...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#444
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...behind the wheel, until we reach the nearest pole

I keep an eye on the thermos...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#445
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...but he suddenly teleported to an unknown location.
I'm drinking milk...

P.S. Why monitor the thermos?:)
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#446
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...because I don't have enough money for beer.
I'm trying to find out why WisTrit declared himself a dragon...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#447
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...but he has "Magic Resistance and Activated Abilities Resistance" and is generally unpredictable)))
Oh well... I'm still arguing with Wiztrit...)))
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#448
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...and I decided to test a new axe-measuring device, the BTM-2008, on you.

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I'm shooting at Cr@zy Wolf.
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#449
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How popular I am! =^^=
Trying to figure out why WisTrit declared himself a dragon...
I didn't declare myself one, I was born one...
Shooting at Cr@zy Wolf.
But he has a lot of initiative... he runs up, "howl" attack in a pack... and that's it.
Reflecting on the defeat... it was foolish...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#450
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...But then the Titan arrives, and as everyone knows in Heroes of Might and Magic III, the Black Dragon and the Titan are sworn enemies:D, so naturally, he's stronger than the dragon.

In a slump...

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