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...and then the neighbor, a Necromancer with 10,000 skeletons, decided to replenish his army with your Warlock-Warrior and his followers... successfully...
I'm brushing my teeth...

...but with a toothbrush, they fight sugar-free Orbit gum!.. ужас :)
I'm choosing...

P.S. "Plak-plak" is gone!.. The Warlock-Warrior is invincible! ;)

...But, annoyingly, they didn't show everyone again. I'm coming to sign up for the art class... (Hopefully, it will be accurate this time).

...but all the professors turned out to be perpetually drunk and high...
I'm proving my point to WisTrit...

...but no one has proven him right yet :)
I'm choosing the pictures...

...and there are no pictures (The Matrix!). I'm arguing with Yanukovych...

...but he didn't like it. "Security!... they've been harassing me..." "buzz-tish"
I contemplate mountains of trivialities...

...
- I'm treating everyone to champagne!! - you tell the waiter at an expensive restaurant and show him a pile of coins.
- But, sir, there isn't even 5 rubles here!
- Why not?! I counted it, there are 5 rubles and 41 kopecks!
- I think...
- Relax, kid, you can keep the change!
Everyone around is looking at you sideways, and the girl you brought for a romantic dinner is slowly leaving...
- Wait, where are you going?! - you shout after her, - What about that expensive bouquet of flowers I gave you?!
- Don't get your hopes up, I saw you picking those daisies from the flowerbed, and then the janitor gave you a good whack!
- But wait, didn't you like my gift?
- What? You mean the bottle of beer and the hand-drawn card?! This is my worst birthday ever!!
- Don't be sad, baby, you still have an amazing night ahead of you!
- You're a pig! - she slaps you on the cheek, - We're over! - and leaves. Everyone around laughs.
- Another failure? - asks the waiter.
- Not at all, I'm just lucky!
- Okay, then at least button up your pants!
- Uh, I'm doing it on purpose... it's a fashion statement!

So, how was that? :)

I'm riding the bus...

...behind the wheel, until we reach the nearest pole

I keep an eye on the thermos...

...but he suddenly teleported to an unknown location.
I'm drinking milk...

P.S. Why monitor the thermos?:)

...because I don't have enough money for beer.
I'm trying to find out why WisTrit declared himself a dragon...

...but he has "Magic Resistance and Activated Abilities Resistance" and is generally unpredictable)))
Oh well... I'm still arguing with Wiztrit...)))

...and I decided to test a new axe-measuring device, the BTM-2008, on you.

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I'm shooting at Cr@zy Wolf.

How popular I am! =^^=

Trying to figure out why WisTrit declared himself a dragon...

I didn't declare myself one, I was born one...

Shooting at Cr@zy Wolf.

But he has a lot of initiative... he runs up, "howl" attack in a pack... and that's it.
Reflecting on the defeat... it was foolish...

...But then the Titan arrives, and as everyone knows in Heroes of Might and Magic III, the Black Dragon and the Titan are sworn enemies:D, so naturally, he's stronger than the dragon.

In a slump...