Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...he felt cramped there and ran away.
I admire something and am happy...

I am very happy :)

...The scan turned out so well that the scanner refused to process it and just ate it... And of course, it didn't scan!
I'm flying somewhere in space...

I'm admiring something and feeling happy :) ...
...but then they drag you away by the ears from the keyhole into the women's locker room :)

I'm flying somewhere in space...
...Then 30 purple monkeys run up and eat your boots...
Hmm, I should try those pills again! ;)

I'm burning the 5th volume of War and Peace...

P.S. This is what happens to those who...

...miscalculated the power of the fire and burned everything nearby.
I'm arguing with my parents...

...But they have very strong arguments.
I'm cleaning the cooler...

...But suddenly, the current surges, and a valve cuts off your fingers!! (dismemberment!!! ;) )

I'm solving algebra problems... (unfortunately :( )

...and your parents are standing over you, making sure you solve algebra problems instead of staring at the computer!
Listening to music...

...But then the elderly neighbors come over and start yelling that they're disgusted by listening to your Nightwish (for example ;) ), and they make a remark about your bad taste... In response to the question "What music is good then?" they give you CDs with Factor 2 and a record with "The Best Hits of Joseph Kobzon" :) That's how it is!

Trying to open the module...

...and he just went and locked the door again! With a key! Oh.
I was inspired and I'm drawing an illustration for the song "Dragon"...

P.S. A bad example)))) Replace Nightwish with ABBA or Melnitsa, and Kobzon with a talent show))) And it will be fine)))) And in general, I'm listening with headphones)))

... here comes Y. It's bad manners to draw dragons in the presence of a dragon :)
I'm thinking about what to eat....

P.S. And when I'm listening to music with headphones, they come from another room and ask me to turn it down.

.. But at that time, you get eaten.
I eat Vistrita...

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A bad example. Correct Nightwish to ABBA or Melnitsa, and Kobzon to a star factory)))

:smile26: As they say - "There's no accounting for taste!" Or something like that... :)

....just skin and bones, wasted my time for nothing.

I'm struggling with the sound editor...

...After 2 hours of interrogation, it turned out that I wasn't editing audio in Photoshop! Aha;)
They're drinking vodka during class...

...but this is a lesson in hard work. The teacher took it and drank it.
Looking for email...

...found a letter from the military enlistment office...

turning into stone...

2 WhiteLizard, it would be good not to violate the previously stated case; after all, I was writing specifically about a sound editor, which Photoshop is not, and I would like to see a conclusion that follows from the beginning; otherwise, what's the point of writing the first part?:)
For example: "I'm struggling with the sound editor... and it suddenly started working."