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#359
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...I lost to myself.
I'm working on algebra, and I'll probably finish it soon (you guessed it, and I'll understand Luke better, haha).

P.S. Ugh, why does everyone else have an archiving program on their computer, but I don't?
А, вот почему.

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#360
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A-a) Wanted to download it? There are archivers on the internet, you just need to search for WinRAR!

... But in algebra, we were assigned to explain the Huygens-Leiningen theorem about the stereomatization of spherical substances! And here, someone has posted something on the internet!
Eating an ascorbic acid tablet...

P.S. Wow, what is this?! It's a naked Luke Skywalker!!!!
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За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#361
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...but then he suddenly died... flew up, landed on a tree with mousetraps, and decided to feast on irons... THIS IS NOT AN INSULT!! :)
I think the long-awaited money has arrived!..
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#362
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...Kicked him in the face while turning, he fell, lost consciousness, woke up - no money...
Drew something pretty...(this time not Luke, he always looks bad when I draw him :( )...
А, вот почему.

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#363
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...and it turned out to be AWFUL!! I'm trying to get some gold to buy a dragon...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#364
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Dispossessed. The dragon was angry. And hungry...
I look out the window and see horror...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#365
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...and the horror wants to eat, and you look delicious...
Because of a cough, I didn't go to school and got some sleep...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#366
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...but it turned out that today is Sunday, and everyone went outside and had a lot of fun, and they won't let you leave now.
I start throwing apples...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#367
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...someone decided to use your idea regarding watermelons... you were the first target. :)
I drink juice, and I become tall...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#368
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- Hello, I'm food coloring E123! - I'm a preservative E745! - I'm a flavor enhancer E657! - I'm a natural-identical flavoring! - Together, we are the juice that WisTrit drinks! I'm celebrating my birthday at a pizzeria (although it's actually in April)...
А, вот почему.

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#369
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...But once again, all I get as gifts are family-sized underwear and shaving cream;)
I'm playing basketball...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#370
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...but then Michael Jordan steps onto the field! You give up...
I curse that quip...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#371
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...and then he'll just uninstall it! Along with Windows!
I'm using the shaving cream I mentioned earlier to clean the bathroom mirror...
А, вот почему.

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#372
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Suddenly, IT comes to life, IT, the one you drew, emerges from the mirror... You run, you run... IT chases, IT catches up... in short, you shouldn't have consumed that foam.))
I grab the felt-tip pens...
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#374
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...self-sacrifice...

I'm falling asleep...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!