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#200
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Biara (is she even a person? If not, I apologize, lol). She might choke on a donut :D
#201
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Biara is a demoness :D Never mind, though :) A donut is devoured by an **American police officer** :)
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#202
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An American police officer will be crushed by his own **car** because he forgot to put it in park (They are really that dumb – it’s true :)).
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#203
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Why can't a demon choke on a donut?
The car will be blown up by a bomb.
#204
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With **wire cutters**, you can cut the necessary wire, and the bomb won't detonate.
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#205
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The Cutters will burn in the lava.
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#206
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Lava will freeze if you pour freon on it, lol.
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#207
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Freon will kill a **first-grader** who mispronounces or misspells it.
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#208
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A first-grader will be killed by the **Russian language teacher** for writing the word Freon incorrectly.
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#209
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Russian language teachers will be killed by viewing the udafkom website.
Yes, I am the scythe in the field at summer,
I am the thunder that awakens the earth,
I am that which gives the night air its chill.

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#210
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Udafcom website will destroy... (hmm, a good question...) An undefined explosion of morality.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#211
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An undefined explosion of morality will be eradicated at the root by a fifth.
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#212
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Upyachka can destroy nationalism (don't ask how).
Пришёл,увидел,нафлудил.
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#213
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maybe, let’s try again?
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#214
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Let's give it a try. I would suggest a word right away. Communication...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made