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Ugh, Witch! Those bastards will get their revenge for Pearl Harbor!

I was hitting things there, drinking beer, and it was dripping down my mustache, but not getting into my mouth. And what about the fate of my revenge? :D

Since Lokken wanted to stage a revolution on the forum and carry out a state (read: forum) coup, I decided to write a guide for him, as he failed and his topic was closed. So, let's get started. 1) At the beginning of a revolution, you always need a clear plan, with the following minimum components: 1. Develop a clear ideology for the new government and administration (i.e., what the forum will look like after the revolution and how it will be managed). 2. Set a timeline for the revolution. 3. Find allies. 4. Create a plan for the uprising. So, first, you need to decide whether the revolution will be bloody or not. Since we are all good people on the forum, there is no need for bloodshed. Regarding ideology, each leader of the uprising comes up with it himself. It could be a monarchy, a democracy, or something else. Currently, we have a limited monarchy on our forum (the King-Creator, his co-rulers-coordinators). For a revolution on the Heroes of Might and Magic forum, I think one month is enough. I will write later how to promote the revolution during this month. Naturally, it is impossible to launch an uprising alone, so you will need allies. 1) You must have someone from the coordinators and moderators on your side, i.e., the strong people of this forum, because they must support you in the fight against the interventionists and be your retinue. There are thousands of ways to make them your allies: you can offer them power, you can promise a bribe (like a medal for first place in some tournament). You can create a myth that you are doing this with good intentions for your revolution, or you can simply intimidate them. In social studies, I think there are 7 ways to seize and maintain power. I don't remember them all, but I have given some examples. 2) The basis of your army must, in any case, be newcomers (this is your infantry). Every day, you should visit the forum and see who among the newcomers has appeared on it. Then you need to start a conversation with them and, using various rhetorical tricks, convince them to be on your side. Now, let's move on to the uprising plan itself. So, let's assume that for 3 weeks you have been recruiting newcomers and bribing coordinators. Your troops are ready. Now, you distribute all the newcomers into 2 regiments: 1) the Flooding Regiment, 2) the BD Regiment. You put coordinators and moderators in charge of each of the regiments to help them. And on the agreed day, you launch the uprising. At a certain hour, these two regiments storm the forum and begin to sow CHAOS! Specifically, the Flooding Regiment will continuously flood all the topics it comes across, and the BD Regiment will simply lower everyone's BD, under the pretext of "GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!" or "LOKEN TO THE THRONE!". The task of the moderators and coordinators is to ensure that everything is done clearly and on time, and also to delete posts with complaints about the flooding, etc. As a result, the Creator will most likely not be able to suppress the revolution and will be forced to compromise with you. You definitely won't be able to overthrow him unless you know the password to his account, which is unlikely, so you will rule with him together, and it is possible that sooner or later he will give you his powers. That's it. Learn. Also, you need to create a topic, but not like you created it, but a very clear one with an ideology, etc., and place it in all sections of the forum at the appointed time, and be sure to write there that resistance is futile. P.S. Personally, I would not start a revolution, as it is stupid and pointless. But especially for you, I have compiled this plan, otherwise you will live your life and not stage a single revolution

Hey, which avatar is better, this one or the old one?

It's better, but it could have been even better.

No, Malasso, I had a slightly different plan. I can't reveal all the details, but let's just say my method was brutal, bloody, and involved repression and poisoning the wine of the coordinators. Well, I was also considering mind control, but that was more of a backup plan.

Hmm... well, only if you want to))
But I don't think you'll be offended =)

P.S. There's a thread about computer hardware... see the "What the fans love" subsection.

P.P.S. Slayer, look for it... if you don't find a thread like that, maybe create one =)

I don't think I found it.

Get ready, people!!! Starting next week, this forum will fall before the might of the programmers!!! :cool:

By the way, Locke, the appearance of this thread will amaze and shock everyone, and you'll have a great opportunity to make your move)))

Teeex... So, we're just chatting, huh? I'll tell the admin about you! :)
Actually, I liked the plan; I was laughing for a long time :D Now we can start discussing it... Although, even discussing it won't have the same effect :) Honestly, I really liked it :)
Sley, I really like the angel in your avatar; keep it. :)

Heh-heh, someone already tried to bribe me :D What irony. Anyway, Locke, whether you start a rebellion or not, the Creator, the coordinators, and all the moderators were, are, and will be here :) If you start a rebellion, the most you can hope for is some scandalous fame for half a year, and then you'll get a nice BAN ;)

Heh-heh, someone already tried to bribe me:D What irony. Anyway, Locke, whether you start a rebellion or not, the Creator, the coordinators, and all the moderators were, are, and will be here:) If you start a rebellion, the most you can hope for is scandalous fame for half a year, and then a nice BAN;)

You're wrong :) If our plan works (and it can't fail, MUAHAAHAAH!), the coordinators will be begging for mercy from the new rulers of the world!
Although, we should take pity on the Creator and not bother him too much :).

Yeah... you have an interesting avatar, but it doesn't really fit with the theme.
By the way, I found the same one along with my current avatar and other drawings... although in its real (large) size, it's a bit distorted.

P.S. Yeah... there don't seem to be any topics...

Revolutionary, you guys are awesome! But what will happen next? Are you going to shut down the site?
P.S. I was thinking of creating my own section about computers: Programming, New Releases, Tech Support, What's better, What should we choose, and so on...
P.P.S. People are buying new computers more and more often, and some don't know what's best. I think it would be really cool.
P.P.P.S. And with a message counter too!

its own sub-section?)) hehe... first, topics are needed... and then it will be empty like "Ufology"... in which there are only two topics about UFOs, and the rest are about anomalous phenomena, etc. >_< .... and will they even be popular??... the topics about programs and computer hardware were not very popular...

P.S. first of all, sub-sections are needed for music, movies, games, tests, and maybe books... because there are many of these topics in the general chat, and they need to be organized somewhere...

Indeed, Nazg created a thread about hardware, and only I replied to it. And now it's hard to find without searching. :( I'm also in favor of such a sub-section, but "Heroes" isn't a demanding game, so, I suspect, there aren't many people here who are seriously interested in hardware, overclocking, etc. :( By the way, guys, be honest, has anyone managed to grasp Fermi's paradox, which I posted in the "Ufology" section? xD

managed to read it, or even understand what it's about?=D