Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr.

*A Zubr walks into a tavern (he is also... but never mind), sits down in the darkest corner, orders a couple of mugs of beer, and begins to inspect the establishment with a discerning eye, paying particular attention to its main attraction - Lelya.*

-For example, what's the reason for this mess?
*smiled slyly*
-I wouldn't be surprised if you were the cause of this chaos.

The next second, the orc realizes that up and down have switched places, and he himself flies out of the tavern upside down, with a mark from a bass guitar on his head. Behind him, there's a sound as if someone shook their hands and the sound of a door closing. The music resumes.

I don't think you understand what you want.)))

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Well, it's time to have a pint of ale.

The door opens...
Clouds of smoke billow out, and a huge and terrifying... who appears on the threshold????
That's right... Zmey Gorynych!)))
- *Cough*, I made a mistake in the RPG - and he leaves.
Instead, under a spotlight - like in the best movie, when Kharlamov enters paradise. Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah. Hallelujah... He appears in all his glory, filling this dilapidated tavern with light... It's me!)))
A majestic priest. With a huge, carved and painted hammer, just like in the game. In the other hand, a cross hangs on a chain. Dressed in the richest robes. He sits down nobly on a chair and calls out.
- Waiter...

For those who don't know, one of the main rules of RPGs is not to be overly powerful, so that others can't do anything. You need to be roughly equal in strength, but with a slight advantage against "mobs" (creatures that are not players), and roughly on par with live players. You cannot kill live players without the owner's permission; in general, killing in large numbers is not the best option. Whew, I hope this will reduce the number of people who want to play, because "I can't be who I want to be, where is the freedom?" and so on. For those who are interested, I can answer this question.

Siver, Alucard will come then, and we'll talk... if he says to delete it, we'll delete it... because the topic was created for DISCUSSION and not for RPG... we just wanted to have some fun, but some people got too "carried away," and it's starting to turn into a mess... if it continues like this, we'll have to revert the topic to what it was originally created for... and delete all the off-topic posts...

P.S. This isn't a chat where everyone writes their nonsense... topics have titles, and you should remember that...

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and for now, you can just ignore them...

Alright, then. I'm the Azure Dragon – you probably don't know what it's capable of in Heroes of Might and Magic III.

You yourself said not to continue this nonsense!

Cthulhu and all that other nonsense should have ended a long time ago) I don't argue with that... I would gladly delete it all if I could.

P.S. regarding the game... it was peaceful, and the chairs and tables are just furniture) and that's all in a joking manner... no one was transforming, bringing friends, or any of that other nonsense.
THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS RPG!.. if you want to play something serious, I can give you an address... I think they would be happy to have new players there).

Siver, that's exactly what I'm saying. Lelya, I wasn't referring to you... but to other "visitors." P.S. although you started fighting too.

Hello, everyone! Why delete it? We had a lot of fun!
And I'm not a demigod. I actually tried to be awkward and dumb)) So, everything is fair in the RPG, I haven't turned into a dragon yet...
And it's written: In this thread, you can beat up those who didn't vote for you, have a drunken brawl, etc., which makes our contest exciting and emotional)))
It's written in Russian.
We were beating each other up and drinking until we dropped. I think I drank a little more...:D :D
Section title: CHAT.
No comments=)
We should have created another thread for that)

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and I'm creating a thread for the crazy ones right now))

Crazy Wolf, please act like a decent person, delete your posts on the last two pages. We are all asking you nicely, see, everyone else has deleted theirs, so please delete yours too.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, well, since everything has been deleted anyway, there's nothing cool left... Now I can flood again)).
I can even create a topic:D for the crazy ones)).

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In that case, let all the others delete themselves too. Zubr, Ex, Monarch.

the game was deleted, and I won't delete these... let them serve as a reminder for everyone.

P.S. Crazy, Monarch... don't write what Silver has already written... others will come and delete it.

Looks like I missed something.
It was a good device. *Let's honor its memory.*
Looks like someone had a serious fight with someone here.
Okay, let's call it a truce. *Hopefully, the establishment will cover the bill.*
Yawn, good night, may you dream of nightmares, or rather, mirrors.
*I take a drag, exhale, and fall onto the table, breaking a new device, and fall asleep.*
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