Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr. Auto-translated

To: Brackman - The incident is resolved. Apologies accepted; perhaps I misunderstood something. As for the watered-down beer, I meant that those who are unhappy with our rules could be served it in the pub; maybe they'll stop coming. Those who agree with our rules are always welcome. We could even organize an exclusive brawl. Of course, we'll provide plenty of cold beer of any kind and, if desired, some ladies. Alucard asked you to decide about the tap player; otherwise, the piano is like an orphan – who among us is a keyboard player, or are we all guitarists?
The weather in the forest is improving. Let's have a beer and then go back to the forest to deal with the elves.

*Suddenly, some guys burst in*
-We are from the tax inspection, take us to the administration of this establishment. According to our information, the owner is evading taxes.

ha... how... you hit me on the head) catch up first, haha

I can play the piano... it's not for nothing that I went to music school) just give me the sheet music and everything will be fine =)

P.S. ...

*transmission started*
-hello, hello to everyone who isn't sleeping, and this is once again your favorite show, Overdose...let's recap the rules of the game: you call us and answer a simple question. After a correct answer, you'll receive a prize...right now, the prize is 500 rubles...call in, call in, and win! 7755.
And now, our question:
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How many bars are in the top row? Call in, and maybe the prize of 500 rubles will be yours.

Dude, what broadcast are you talking about? There's no TV in this bar, and no one else can access this except for us))) So stop making things up. THIS IS A HEROIC WORLD... well, and a little bit of nonsense).

okay:
*several people ran up with a poster depicting:
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if you want to get 20 gold and you know the answer to the question (how many lines are in the line below
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How many bars are in the top row? Call in, and you might win a prize of 500 rubles.

Two bars!!!!
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Two lines!!!!
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Unfortunately, no... you are mistaken, there are not two lines... perhaps you will be lucky, call 7755.

one bar and two dashes!!!!

one line and two dashes!!!!

no... unfortunately, not again... but don't despair, and maybe winning 500 rubles will be yours... I'll remind you of the question: how many lines are in the bottom row:
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call 7755 and maybe you'll be lucky.

I understand, there are no dashes, there are 3 hyphens!!!!

alas...alas, but once again, it's incorrect... what do I hear? We are increasing the PRIZE to 1000 rubles... and so, who will be next to participate in our intellectual game... call and win 7755

Three stripes!!!!!! I'm sure of it!!!!
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Unfortunately, the time to complete this task has expired... and here is a new question worth 2000 rubles.
form a word:
ent
call and win 7755

I'm here, everyone! I'm excited! I'm sharing this message with you! Best regards! I wish you all a good night!