Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr. Auto-translated

Yeah... we could use more performances like that in our little pub... I could barely contain my laughter so as not to wake anyone up)))
P.S. I also liked the bit about the newbie and the mobile phone)))) lol... those guys, they even managed to sneak in here)).

Good day!
Oh... I see there was a fun brawl here.:smile14:
And what is that gorilla-like creature on the ceiling???:confused:
Okay, boss, since I don't drink (I've quit), is there anything to smoke?:D

Of course!))) A tubular biological carbon structure filled with complex protein-carbon compounds with glucose, with a movement vector similar to a closed recursion...

And is THIS something I can smoke?:confused: ?
I'm not THAT much of an enemy to my own health!:smile35:

I don't understand what's so special about a regular mistake...)))))

It's interesting where everyone went after the fight. Oh, it's good that Gusenitso didn't come to the bar, otherwise it would have eaten us... By the way, it's interesting why Arandon didn't use his "moderator's sword" - which he holds by the middle of the blade :D. It's a pity that I didn't have a disk...

Lok, I'd rather he gave me an axe))))))))))))))))) It would be more fun)))))

Wouldn't it be better for you to have something like the Berserker's relic, so you could crush everyone too? :D

I imagined a scene... A brawl in a tavern, everyone is beating each other up, and then... the doors open, a shadow appears in the doorway... A figure enters the circle of light – ArandoN (no offense!), with a head growing out of his shoulder, holding a full-sized sword perfectly balanced in the middle of the blade, with such a stern look... Everyone is already hiding under the tables...

First, an axe, then a chainsaw. :smile08:
Am I in a slaughterhouse? :confused:
And don't look at me like that, I'm not edible!!!

Monarch, yes, definitely)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Although, an axe is still cooler, and there's an avatar with an axe))))

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Don't worry, we won't eat you)))) Just show up looking cool, and then Lock will give you the weapon))))

If it's an axe, then it's better.

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I didn't understand why I should have had a disc.

More like a hatch than a disk!))))
No, there's only one axe, but it's HUGE!)))

At first, I thought it was because of my love for the movies Predator and Alien vs. Predator :D:D:D:D. I imagine a hatch hitting someone on the head; it's interesting how he would get his revenge by hiding under my belt :D.

Don't worry, we won't eat you! Just show up in style, and then Lock will give you the weapon.

What kind?
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And where can I park a tank here?