Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr. Auto-translated

A piano is best suited for creating new music... and even regular songs sound good and beautiful on it... I have a couple of songs by one band played on the piano... or rather, it's a small album... and I've heard others too... I like it =)
P.S. But I don't have it, so I can't bring it here =(

Only a piano doesn't fit in our pub :)

Alucard, you're in charge here – bring 3 guitars, 1 sampler, drums, and percussion :D

and one of my friends finished music school, specializing in piano, and he hates it.
He went there out of foolishness when he was a child. And when he got tired of it, his parents forced him to finish. As if getting an education would give him anything.
So, what do you think about the brain idea?
Maybe I should write a story about it? A brain in a jar, maybe with some pulp.

And why doesn't a piano look good in a pub? But if we remember the old taverns, wouldn't it actually look quite fitting?

That’s exactly the point – it’s more appealing to see it in old taverns, not in new pubs. Of course, you could create a tavern in a retro style.

I thought we'd have a tavern in the Heroes style... you know, like the taverns in the game... but with a different name =)

There are swords and shields hanging on the wall, and a fireplace is burning... in front of the fireplace, there's an animal skin... although I'm against killing animals, so maybe we don't need the skin )))

Everyone is sitting in armchairs around the fireplace, drinking ale...

Well, since I'm in the minority, let's go with the piano, but you'll be the one carrying it here!:D

And in reality, it's vodka, beer, and striptease...

Brackman, that's what's good.

Well, here it is!!... because a striptease should be accompanied by music... and where else to get music in a Heroes tavern if not from a piano?))) Hehe

And besides... we're good guys! What kind of striptease would we have?).. And who would even dance?.. Are we going to force the princesses we rescued to dance?)))))

P.S. And the strong ones will carry the piano...

Well, Arandor, judging by the signature, it seems like just running around with animals will be enough...

Let's force ourselves to do something, otherwise we'll die of boredom:D

what kind of striptease would it be? And who would dance? Are we going to force the princesses we saved to dance?)))))

For some reason, the names of forum girls come to mind, but I quickly dismiss that thought; I'm not a chauvinist.
[Actually, I'm just young and want to live]

...a piano in a cabaret – yes, that's retro, but it's retro in the style of the Wild West. There are also 4 women on stage, synchronously waving their legs, which are covered in nylon.

Loken, what’s wrong with that? ;) :)



I LOVE 30 CHARACTERS.

what's wrong?
why is it bad?
is something wrong?
what are you even talking about?
and who are you guys?
what am I doing here?
do you live here?