Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr. Auto-translated

I hope “men’s issues” don’t refer to questions about male problems;) ;) ;)

Well, that’s a bit harsh, talking about male problems. Usually, people keep them to themselves and don’t flaunt them.
And “men’s issues” are about having a stash for meeting friends at a pub. A gift for a mistress, hickeys from a mistress. :smile02: These are truly male issues that require a sober (not in the pub sense) assessment and a quick decision.

Yes, I just got back from the forest, and the weather is BRRRRRRRRR.

Yeah, and then make a closed male sub-forum.

THE GUY JUST SAID THAT IN THE HEROES CHAT))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Gentlemen, the people who engage in pointless chatter, about whom I spoke in the Heroes chat, can hold these Competitive events here))))))))))))))))

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This is a PM from Tony Montana; I think it's a perfectly logical explanation for his one-line posts, of which there are now almost none...

Wolf, you've already startled me twice today!!! Damn it, first in House 2, then here. TONY MONTANA IS YOUR BROTHER O_O!!!!???

Yes, Kstat returned from the forest; the weather is BRRRRRRRR.

We've also had terrible weather for the past 4 days((( you can't even go for a ride, and I was looking for a tire for my Beamer, and now the weather is like this((((
Damn, I really want to go outdoors(((((( I'm going to the mountains during the holidays, and I don't care!!

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Wolf, and don't scare me like that again))))) if something happens, warn me first in ICQ or in a private message, because I won't be able to handle a third surprise from you))))
When ICQ glitches, I'll message you; maybe we really met at some championships)))))

Just stay calm – he’s not my brother. He wrote to me, telling me not to blame him because his brother (who knows who) logs in under his account and writes all sorts of nonsense. Regarding the Championship of Intellectual Games (ЧГК). I’m the captain of the Kolomna team, Saint Kids. If we take at least third place at the regional competition on March 23rd, we’ll go to the national championship. The second team from our city actually won the youth championship this year. So, that’s how it is. And what team are you on, and where do you play?

and I play Lineage on Elmore!
( ^_^ ) ( ^_^ )

P.S. of course, UNNEK:)

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just kidding, I don't play anymore) I used to play. I want to resume playing RFO^_~

P.S. nosebleeds are usually a female problem;)

P.S. don't be shy about talking about problems with your manhood, guys, we've all had prostate adenoma and urination problems at the age of 10 ;O

Today, I come home from school and head to the kitchen to grab a snack... I see a chocolate bar on the table. It's unwrapped... So, I think, I'll try it. I break off a decent-sized piece and eat it :) In that very second, I decide to find out what kind of chocolate it is, so I flip the bar over, and the inscription "100% Extra" catches my eye. A second later, I realize the full beauty of the taste of 100% chocolate eaten dry... 5 seconds later, I start greedily drinking water from the kettle to somehow alleviate this terribly bitter taste. Another 10 seconds later, I remember an absolutely similar situation when I confused Nesquick cocoa with regular cocoa as a child and ate a whole spoonful of it, after which I spat it out for a very long time)))

P.S. I think everyone ate Nesquick with a spoon as kids, instead of properly mixing it and drinking it.

Yeah, as always: I put something in my mouth that I don't even know what it is... :D. Nesquik? Not really, I prefer liquid chocolate or COFFEE.

NESQUIK IS THE THEME... I used to eat Cola-Cao too - it's kind of like Nesquik)))

Thanks, Locken, for remembering that I'm a newbie - I just have a lot of posts.

ValkhallaWolf, you're a beast :D 7.5 posts a day is impressive! I remember being surprised when you had around 11 :rolleyes:

A wolf is still an animal))). If we're being serious, everything I wanted to say is almost over, and the counter will slowly decrease.

ValgallaWolf - yes, less than two months and already over 400 posts, that's amazing. It feels like he's not just online, but actually lives in the internet - an electronic wolf. Keep it up, greetings from WeisWolf.

Listen, this is outrageous! We have a pub here, and there hasn't been a fight yet!

And what's this?! Why is the beer watered down!?))))

*This jerk from the 9th floor is really getting on my nerves with his apartment renovation. It's driving me crazy....Aaaah...

A small beer with floodscore + floodscore = reputation cheating))) Here, reputation grows faster than in congratulations)) I open the control panel, and out of all the available upgrades, only one doesn't relate to floodscore)))

yeah, here, have another BD :D. What a cool topic we're discussing in this thread: EVERYTHING.

yes fihr

:D :D :D :D :D Fihr:D
P.S.: I recently made a typo myself: Drakkoshaka:D