Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr. Auto-translated

So, you didn't give anyone a raise at all; your hands are probably shaking from laughing so much))) that's why you're messing things up.

I don't think I've offended anyone. Can someone tell me how to open a can without a can opener? This question just suddenly came up for me...

I'm almost afraid to ask the reason for his resurrection... I mean, his appearance))
Damn, you guys have corrupted me with your lewdness))) demons))

So, you didn't give anyone a boost, your hands are probably shaking from laughter))) that's why you're messing things up.

Hehe, you're talking about Floodscar))))

First, Tlya was into KVN, then into LoL, and then he was just messing around in ICQ with Exz, it's insane. If laughter prolongs life, I'm immortal)))))))))

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Tlya, knives for you, with a knife)))) You haven't been in the mountains, that's why you don't know how to open a can))))) True mountaineers can open a can by gently hitting it with a stone and heating it over a fire, I've never seen it myself, but apparently, that's how they do it.

The question still remains... and it doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon... Could someone please send me an opening animation? Even a drawn one would do...

Do you really need an opener?))))

Just remembered a story about my megalomania)) it happened recently. So, in algebra class, they showed us a book featuring cool mathematicians, including Rostov (we have a guy who placed first in algebra in Russia). The math teacher, who doesn't really like me (she's a real pain, but I'm an Olympiad participant), says, "If you studied more, you could be in this book too." I replied, "That's my book; there's an icon with my face on the first page, followed by texts for prayer, and at the end, a page with Olympiad participants so as not to offend any homeless children." Well, she kicked me out, but the whole school found out about this joke, and people started coming up to me and asking if they could borrow the book to pray))) Hehe, I have a ton of funny school stories with Exom; maybe I'll post some in the "funny stories" thread. By the way, are you participating in Mr. HW? You could create a story with emojis about a Space Marine eradicating heresy in the name of the Emperor's spirit!

Too late... I managed with improvised tools... a file(((( Now the pineapples are a bit rusty, but who cares... I haven't been in the mountains, but I often go to the forests... I know how to open things with a knife, but what to do if I don't have one at hand((((

A file? That's rough, maybe you should try a metal file))))

There’s a song by the band Troll Gnet Yel, called Pub-Bachelor; maybe we could make it the anthem for the tavern? All that’s left is to create an emblem, and then we can merge with the forum…

We should have created a clan! It would have immediately defined the playstyle! A drunken one! And the golden rule is – don't play sober!

no knives are at hand, but a file is right here)
and you carve sausage with a circular saw for sandwiches, right?)
he-he-he:)
no, I'm not participating in the Mister contest. the last time I was there, the whole thing was kind of dying out.
and the story would be too amazing, and I can't allow myself that, amazingness is evil.

No, I want to move our "People in Helmets" gaming community to this website. I created it, and there are already 29 members. We just need to finish writing the charter and create an acceptance test. Maybe tomorrow.

and my Anatoly Wasserman cult will beat your community :P

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))))did you create it for Vasya?)))
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But there are no knives at hand, and a file is right here)
and you carve sausage for sandwiches with a circular saw, right?)
He-he-he:)
No, I'm not participating in the Mister contest. The last time I was there, the topic was kind of dying out.
And the story would be too amazing, and I can't allow myself that, amazingness is evil.

The computer is in the corridor... Next to the storage room... A decent file is closer by))))