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Haha, you want to give it to the ruler of the world? That made me laugh, haha!! *nervous chuckle* *went to the store to buy matches, salt, and bullets*

Alucard, you've got the wrong thread. This isn't a thread for discussing Heroes of Might and Magic V... or whatever it's called =)

P.S. I probably have some magic words too... hehe.

It won't run on my computer... although if I try it on my brother's, maybe... but I'm not interested, and I don't like shooters anyway)) although I played the previous installments and liked them.

Forget the previous installments; this is similar to them only in its linearity, BUT this is the BEST rail shooter, and it can't get any better!!! You just need to sit down, play for 5 minutes, and you won't be able to tear yourself away. Every minute in this game, something happens, and it's something you'll remember for a long time. The moment of the execution of the Iranian president, which we observe through his eyes, was called the best moment in games.
The game is played like this: you sit down, turn on the computer, play for 6-8 hours, turn off the computer, and then you're in shock for 3-4 hours. In short, this is a rare game that can't be disliked. A must-have.
P.S.
"Shooters" are not my thing either.

A.M.D. (OH MY GOD! Athlon A.M.D.! This is a conspiracy! This is a conspiracy!)...

Okay! I'm summoning cyber-caterpillar dreadnoughts!!!
The first, prototype model with an atomic engine and plasma cannons:

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Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

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Alucard, there's a better rail shooter! BioShock! :)

this isn't a five-hero flood... or whatever you call it =)

it's not a five-hero flood, but rather a "Chat of the esteemed ruler of the holy world, Alucard," where I would simply tear you apart into atoms or subject you to hellish torments (making you watch "Dom 2" all day long)))))))
but unfortunately, this isn't that place, so

*nervous laughter* *went to the store for matches, salt, and bullets*

Majesty – isn’t that a magical word? Just listen to it!

BioShock!

I don't think so, besides, BioShock isn't that linear, but CoD is built on scripts, and it's built in such a way...

I already tried to create a Destructor, but due to formatting, it didn't work((( so much effort wasted(((((

BioShock... Lock also mentioned it to me... it seems like it will be released soon...

P.S. No, it's not magical... it doesn't affect me.

Ar! Where have you been! It was released in the FALL :)

aaa... I confused it with Soulstorm))) hehe... the names are all quite similar...

I think there wasn't this kind of nonsense in the chat before...
even if it's schizophrenia, it's not developing, but rather collectively progressing.
what was I talking about? oh yeah, check out my new signature:) it's not for everyone, but still...

Hold it! Don't move! Let me take a picture of you, you haven't heard of BioShock?))) Although, to be honest, you don't really need to, I didn't like it myself...
You play other games besides Heroes of Might and Magic, right?

I play (or rather, I want to play sometimes, I used to play, etc.)… but not only that game. I also have RPGs installed that I want to play, but I haven't gotten around to them yet. P.S. Okay, I'm offline…

So, after reading the previous page, I need to clarify something.))))

Well done!! Just write that it's a Nazgûl, otherwise people won't understand.)))))))))

Here, I meant the caterpillar in my signature, not your rant on the previous page.)))))))))

He only thinks about porn.

Is porn just footage of diploid zygote formation??? xD)))))))

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P.S. okay, I'm out...

Yeah, right, everyone will go offline, and I'll take over this thread, muahahaha))))
P.S.
Where's my caterpillar?)))

Hi!
I'm online!
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